Lindsay Lohan Apologizes For Airing Her Personal Shit On Instagram

July 26, 2016 / Posted by:

If Lindsay Lohan’s private life was a room, its walls would be glass, it wouldn’t have a door and outside of it would hang a neon blinking sign that read, “LOOK AT ME” But after the train wreck situation with her alleged cheating and beating Russian fiancé went down, she put a privacy sign on her private life and asked everyone to respect it. But today, LiLo removed that privacy sign for a second to say sowwy for accusing her piece Egor Tarabasov of dipping his untrue dick into a Russian hooker’s leased cooch.

LiLo is out of London and on a yacht in France somewhere, and she took a little time out of searching the sea for an ounce of shame (see: picture above) to tell her Instagram followers that she’s sorry for putting Egor’s maybe-wandering Russian peen on blast and that she hopes things will work out with the dude who may have choked her out during a fight.

LiLo probably should’ve used her fingers to delete her Instagram account but she used them to write this instead.

Dear friends. I’m good and well. #ATM I am taking time for myself with good friends. I am sorry that I’ve exposed certain private matters recently. I was acting out of fear and sadness… We all make mistakes. Sadly mine have always been so public. I have done a lot of soul searching in the past years, and I should have been more clear minded rather than distract from the good heart that I have. Social media comes with the territory of the business and the world we now live in. My intentions were not meant to send mixed messages. Maybe things can be fixed… Maybe not.. I hope they can. But I am 30 years old and I do deserve a #GENTLEgiant Life is about love and light. Not anger ?? Thank you to those who stand by my side

LiLo may be done talking about her private life for now, but her dad isn’t. Michael is still milking every drop of attention out of this story. We’ve already seen the text messages where Michael threatened to fist fuck his daughter’s stolen jewelry out of Egor’s ass (that is an anal bead sex scene I do not need to see). And now Michael is talking to Inside Edition about the maybe-baby growing inside of LiLo’s freckled uterus. LiLo’s rep doesn’t know if she’s pregnant, but Michael thinks she is:

“I have no reason not to believe her. She is my daughter. She hasn’t lied to me. She hasn’t misled me. I go on what she tells me. If she is pregnant, she needs the father to be there and support her and go through this with her. His is not in the right frame of mind and he can’t do that.”

I hate typing these words, but I agree with Michael Lohan about something. That Egor mess probably shouldn’t raise a human right now, but neither should LiLo. If LiLo really is pregnant, then a month after giving birth, LiLo will leave that baby with Dina Lohan and Dina will end up leaving it on the bar of a Long Island T.G.I. Friday’s as payment for her booze bill.

Pic: Instagram

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