Alec Baldwin is currently in the middle of an investigation into the shooting death of Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust, he’s facing several lawsuits from the tragedy, and he’s watching his already-shit-stained reputation get covered in more shit from him fighting with Halyna’s widower Matt Hutchins over how he’s taken zero responsibility for the accident, even though he was holding the gun. Not to mention, that Alec has tons of lawyer bills to pay. So what’s an Alec Baldwin to do during all of this? Obviously, the right answer is to add another baby to his ever-growing child army since Hilaria Baldwin is pregnant again. But honestly, I think Hilaria’s answer to all issues and problems is to make another baby. Alec could look at their car insurance bill and say, “This is too damn high,” and a normal person’s response would be, “Switch to Geico.” But Hilaria probably thinks for a second before saying, “I know, Alejandro, let’s solve this problemo by making another bambino!” Alec would sigh while unzipping his pants and making a mental note to let his wife know later that “bambino” is an Italian word.
As Lindsay Lohan got back to her full-time job of lounging on a yacht in Europe, her piece of trash father Michael Lohan got back to his full-time job of spitting out private bits of her life to the media for coins. Michael Lohan told everyone yesterday that he believes that his daughter and her maybe-cheating and violent Russian piece spawned. And today, Michael said that LiLo told him in a text message that a fetus is really in her womb where it’s probably sipping on some vodka-infused amniotic fluid.