Hot Slut Of The Day!
Vero Mango, an actual “thing” that’s delicious and Mexican!
Birthday Sluts
Kate Winslet (41)
Betty Who (25)
Nicola Roberts (31)
Jesse Eisenberg (33)
Nicky Hilton (33)
Noot Seear (33)
Paul Thomas (36)
James Valentine (38)
Parminder Nagra (41)
Scott Weinger (41)
Heather Headley (42)
Colin Meloy (42)
Grant Hill (44)
Thomas Roberts (44)
Josie Bissett (46)
Guy Pearce (49)
Mario Lemieux (51)
Daniel Baldwin (56)
Neil deGrasse Tyson (58)
Clive Barker (64)
Karen Allen (65)
Bob Geldof (65)
Brian Johnson (69)
Steve Miller (73)
Glynis Johns (93)
Pic: L’Uomo Vogue
Night Crumbs
Kristen Stewart went to the New York Film Festival premiere of Certain Women looking like this. If you called up a third tier lookalike agency and ordered their cheapest 90s era Annie Lennox, this is what would show up at your party and that IS the look – Lainey Gossip
Kensington Palace released a video of Duchess Kate and Prince William’s trip to Canada and shit looks like the trailer of a terrifying horror movie – Celebitchy
Allison Brie is giving us “frustrated 80s mom whose baby shat all over her while she changed their diaper after aerobics class.” (Side note: She’s filming my favorite show that hasn’t aired yet G.L.O.W.) – Drunken Stepfather
Backdoor Farrah lost me at “I public-speak with teenagers...” – The Superficial
If Jason Momoa apologizes for not going to a party by flashing his nipples, then let me invite him to a party so he can not show up and apologize to me by flashing his nipples – IDLYITW
RuPaul, please come and collect this mess – Towleroad
Steven Avery dumped his fiancee. And well, whenever you’re feeling sad about not having a man, just remember that at least you’re not the trick who got dumped by an imprisoned Steven Avery – WWTDD
Giada De Laurentiis awkwardly posed sort-of topless for a magazine – Hollywood Tuna
I miss Hung and I miss the stunt dick that Thomas Jane wore – (NSFWish) OMG Blog
How many feather dusters died to make the mess that Salma Hayek is wearing? – Popoholic
Ben Stiller was diagnosed with prostate cancer two years ago – SOW
Poussey from Orange is the New Black got engaged – HuffPo
Demi LIEvato says she’s taking a break from music in 2017, which means she’ll probably release 4 double albums in 2017 – Just Jared
Mars, line up your skinny blond martian models, because Leonardo DiCatchAHo is coming – Popsugar
The Court of Arbitration for Sport has shaved 9 months off of Maria Sharapova’s doping ban – Jezebel
Pic: Getty
Who Is September’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
I’m sure that you’re planning to spend the night watching the Vice Presidential Debate while sucking on a straw that leads to a plastic tub full of a mind-numbing substance. Well, cancel those plans, because you have something much more important to do. You have to decide who will be the 9th Hot Slut of the Month to battle it out in the Hot Slut of the Year contest! Well, I should say that they will be the 9th HSOTM to battle it out in the HSOTY contest if the HSOTY contest ever happens, because there’s a chance that none of us will make it out of this election alive. But in case we do, let’s decide who will be our 9th HSOTM.
This month we’ve got a star of Logo, a star of the Bronx, a star of the 80s and THEE star of the Jolie-Pitt family. As always, the first three choices got the most Facebook likes for the month and the fourth one is the wild card picked by me. Your choices for September are:
Robby LaRiviere, the sparkle in a field of dull on Logo’s Finding Prince Charming.
Bernice Starnes, the 86-year-old Not The One Queen from the Bronx who said that she hopes the bitch who stole her purse gets beat in prison. The bitch don’t even know her!
Sharp Boombox, the pastel-colored technological wonder that EVERYONE wanted in the 80s.
Jacques Jolie-Pitt, the Jolie-Pitt family bulldog who as loyal as he is charismatic (although, he’s probably TMZ’s main source).
Voting is below. The winning Hot Slut of the Month will be named on Monday!
Halle Berry Denies That She Got Herself A Hot Piece Of Ric Flair In The 90s
Don’t you dare e-mail me your dry cleaning bill. It’s not my fault that the sight of white hot daddy Ric Flair in Liberace’s casual loungin’ robe causes crotches to burst.
Retired WWE champion Ric Flair recently bragged on his radio show, The Ric Flair Show, about all of the dozens of famous chicks who have taken a ride on Space Mountain. “Space Mountain” is apparently what Ric calls fuck times with him, which makes sense since like the ride, it doesn’t last long and you’ll be dizzy and disappointed afterward. The Stylin’, profilin’, limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin’ n’ dealin’ son of a gun would only say the name of one celebrity he’s done and that’s Halle Berry. But according to Halle Berry’s people, her coochie’s passport doesn’t have a stamp with Space Mountain’s name on it.
Taylor Swift Is Headlining DirecTV’s Pre-Super Bowl Party
Less than a week after Lady Gaga confirmed the rumor that she’s headlining the Super Bowl halftime show next year, AT&T has made like a reverse-Zeus and yanked away her thunder by announcing that an even BIGGER star will be performing in Houston, TX on Super Bowl weekend. Sorry Gaga, but it’s the Taylor Swift Bowl now.