Night Crumbs
Kristen Stewart went to the New York Film Festival premiere of Certain Women looking like this. If you called up a third tier lookalike agency and ordered their cheapest 90s era Annie Lennox, this is what would show up at your party and that IS the look – Lainey Gossip
Kensington Palace released a video of Duchess Kate and Prince William’s trip to Canada and shit looks like the trailer of a terrifying horror movie – Celebitchy
Allison Brie is giving us “frustrated 80s mom whose baby shat all over her while she changed their diaper after aerobics class.” (Side note: She’s filming my favorite show that hasn’t aired yet G.L.O.W.) – Drunken Stepfather
Backdoor Farrah lost me at “I public-speak with teenagers...” – The Superficial
If Jason Momoa apologizes for not going to a party by flashing his nipples, then let me invite him to a party so he can not show up and apologize to me by flashing his nipples – IDLYITW
RuPaul, please come and collect this mess – Towleroad
Steven Avery dumped his fiancee. And well, whenever you’re feeling sad about not having a man, just remember that at least you’re not the trick who got dumped by an imprisoned Steven Avery – WWTDD
Giada De Laurentiis awkwardly posed sort-of topless for a magazine – Hollywood Tuna
I miss Hung and I miss the stunt dick that Thomas Jane wore – (NSFWish) OMG Blog
How many feather dusters died to make the mess that Salma Hayek is wearing? – Popoholic
Ben Stiller was diagnosed with prostate cancer two years ago – SOW
Poussey from Orange is the New Black got engaged – HuffPo
Demi LIEvato says she’s taking a break from music in 2017, which means she’ll probably release 4 double albums in 2017 – Just Jared
Mars, line up your skinny blond martian models, because Leonardo DiCatchAHo is coming – Popsugar
The Court of Arbitration for Sport has shaved 9 months off of Maria Sharapova’s doping ban – Jezebel
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