Who Is September’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

October 4, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

I’m sure that you’re planning to spend the night watching the Vice Presidential Debate while sucking on a straw that leads to a plastic tub full of a mind-numbing substance. Well, cancel those plans, because you have something much more important to do. You have to decide who will be the 9th Hot Slut of the Month to battle it out in the Hot Slut of the Year contest! Well, I should say that they will be the 9th HSOTM to battle it out in the HSOTY contest if the HSOTY contest ever happens, because there’s a chance that none of us will make it out of this election alive. But in case we do, let’s decide who will be our 9th HSOTM.

This month we’ve got a star of Logo, a star of the Bronx, a star of the 80s and THEE star of the Jolie-Pitt family. As always, the first three choices got the most Facebook likes for the month and the fourth one is the wild card picked by me. Your choices for September are:

Robby LaRiviere, the sparkle in a field of dull on Logo’s Finding Prince Charming.

Bernice Starnes, the 86-year-old Not The One Queen from the Bronx who said that she hopes the bitch who stole her purse gets beat in prison. The bitch don’t even know her!

Sharp Boombox, the pastel-colored technological wonder that EVERYONE wanted in the 80s.

Jacques Jolie-Pitt, the Jolie-Pitt family bulldog who as loyal as he is charismatic (although, he’s probably TMZ’s main source).

Voting is below. The winning Hot Slut of the Month will be named on Monday!

Pics: Logo, Pix11, Pinterest, Splash

Tags: Hot Slut of the Month

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