For those of you who think animals aren’t people, may I present to you a dog that is a full-fledged stan! Meet Rory the French bulldog. She’s a posh pup who loves wet food, a good rub, and Superman actor Henry Cavill. You thought a man’s ability to worship someone famous they don’t know was special, but it turns out that canines can too be obsessed with pretty celebrities!

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Kanye West keeps the hits coming. After wearing a classy “White Lives Matter” t-shirt at his fashion show and jumping onto Tucker Carlson’s “Why You Should Be Scared Of People Different From You” television program for a stimulating, intellectual discussion about Tonya Harding, the bearded genius took to Instagram to spew more of his free-thinking ideas. However, his comments were against good taste and Instagram’s content guidelines, so Ye’s been temporarily restricted. Thankfully, he had Twitter to house his inane ramblings, so he took refuge there for a minute, but has since been locked out of that account too. Get ready, MySpace; Kanye’s headed for you next!

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It’s the “spooky season” as some people like to say, but I implore you to put away your pumpkin hats and witch pies and take a moment to celebrate the greatest time of year: FAT BEAR WEEK! If you like scrolling through pictures of plump animals of the ursine persuasion going about their daily business, then this is your time. Every year, the Katmai National Park holds a competition where the general public can vote for the beast that they think is the chunkiest of all. It’s like March Madness but for super fat bears.

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Neither snow, nor hurricane, nor retirement will keep Tom Brady from his greatest love of all: the gridiron. Yes, the fairytale union of a supermodel and her quarterback husband appears to be coming to a crushing end. Over the years, Gisele Bündchen has made many pleas for Tom to put the pigskin down and come home for dinner, but her calls have gone coldly unheeded. So when a husband of 13 years makes a vocal and heartfelt vow that he needs to do more and step it up for the sake of his teammates of two years, you know it’s time to serve up them papers.

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