Category: Fat Bear Week
Open Post: Hosted By The Cheating Scandal Rocking Fat Bear Week
FAT BEAR WEEK is back, baby! And these babies got back (gargantuan brown bear asses). Every year, thousands of fans go online and vote for Katmai National Park’s fattest, most salmon-packed, pre-hibernation-mode bear. Over the weekend, Vanessa informed us that four-time champ Otis was the odds-on favorite to win. But, personally, she was rooting for Holly (#435). Unfortunately for Vanessa, Holly is out. Even worse, she’s been dragged into a cheating scandal! GASP. Cheating at Fat Bear Week? Is nothing sacred?!
Open Post: Hosted By The Bears Of Fat Bear Week 2022!
It’s the “spooky season” as some people like to say, but I implore you to put away your pumpkin hats and witch pies and take a moment to celebrate the greatest time of year: FAT BEAR WEEK! If you like scrolling through pictures of plump animals of the ursine persuasion going about their daily business, then this is your time. Every year, the Katmai National Park holds a competition where the general public can vote for the beast that they think is the chunkiest of all. It’s like March Madness but for super fat bears.
Open Post: Hosted By The Winner Of Fat Bear Week
It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for! The winner of Fat Bear Week 2020 has been declared! And no, it’s not a million-way-tie between all us heifers who gained the Pandemic 20. The title goes to… 747! And yeah, he’s named after the jumbo jet. Our new chunky champion, pictured above, stole the crown from last year’s winner, Holly. At around 20-years-old, 747 is famous for his low hanging belly (OMG me too), impressive fishing skills, and an ass so big and luscious it makes the Kardashians look like Lindsay Lohan circa 2004.
Open Post: Hosted By Fat Bear Week 2020
It’s time to crown 2020’s Fat Bear Week Champion! But wait, it’s not what you think! This a contest for the actual beefiest brown bear (Ursus arctos). A giant “phew” from the LGBTQIA+ population – they don’t need a superspreader event (a la the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally) taking out the heaviest half of their husky, hairy hunks!
Fat Bear Week is an annual tournament hosted by the National Park Service. The contest celebrates brown bears packing on the pounds in prep for winter hibernation (in which they’ll lose one-third of their body weight). Every summer the chubsters gorge themselves on salmon from Brooks River at Katmai National Park in Alaska, and people vote for their favorite fattie. Last year’s champion, 435 Holly (the luscious lady pictured above) is back to defend her 2019 title.