Night Crumbs
I guess Hollywood wants the answer to the question, “Can Leslie Nielsen actually be replaced as the star of Naked Gun?” The answer is obviously: FUCK NO! But Hollywood is going to try anyway, and fellow movie star with L.N. initials, Liam Neeson, is in talks to star in a Naked Gun reboot, possibly as Frank Drebin’s son. Akiva Schaffer from Loney Island is going to direct. This reboot is barely a tickle in Hollywood’s left nutsack, and I already see a problem. I mean, many have seen (NSFW GIF ALERT) Liam Neeson’s naked gun, so clearly they’re going to have to change the title to Naked Nightstick – Deadline
Harrison Ford is reportedly getting that Marvel check and is joining the MCU as General Thaddeus “Thunderbolt” Ross, replacing the late great William Hurt. I’m no superhero nerd, but I’m into this, solely for all the grumpiness he’ll bring during the press tour – Lainey Gossip
Rob Schneider is here with his own “Bill Murray has been a shit stain for decades” story. Rob says that Bill hated the early-90s cast of Saturday Night Live, especially Chris Farley. And okay, but where Rob lost me was when he said that Bill hated him the least. But maybe insufferable messes stick together? – Pajiba
Elon Musk is reportedly being investigated by the feds over his messy Twitter deal. And once they’re done with that, can they investigate him for that bottle of scam stank he’s selling? – Celebitchy
Cringe was redefined this week when during the performance of a Broadway musical, one of its stars twice accused an audience member of recording the show. But that “recording device” turned out to be a captioning device since the audience member has hearing loss. And no, the Broadway star wasn’t Patti LuPone! The Broadway star was Lillias White of Hadestown – HuffPo
Hasn’t Van Gogh been through enough?!? – Complex
Because the Real Housewives are The Beatles to Rae Dunn lovers, there was a stampede to get into the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills panel at BravoCon – Gawker
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