Category: Spooky Scary

Open Post: Hosted By “Edward Scissorhands”, Fort Worth’s Mysterious Overnight Tree Trimmer

October 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Spooky season is in full swing! Creepy ghosts, evil witches, horrifying murderers, and mysterious overnight tree trimmers. Maybe you haven’t heard of that last one, but, believe me, they’re out there! People reports that some dude is walking around a Fort Worth, Texas neighborhood at 3:00 AM, and randomly pruning peoples’ trees. The residents call this guy Edward Scissorhands, and while he’s probably not as nefarious as the real-life Johnny Depp, he’s still pretty creepy.

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Open Post: Hosted By “The Conjuring” House That Sold For $1.5 Million

May 30, 2022 / Posted by:

The dilapidated, condemned bungalow down the road, the 1-bed, half-bath new build in the gentrified part of town, and The Conjuring house. What do these three properties have in common? They’re all overpriced and have just been sold! The quaint cottage from the classic supernatural film The Conjuring was presumably snapped up quickly by someone who loves the demonic possession and has $1.5 million to burn. If you’re disappointed that you missed out, don’t worry. Whatever the house, the property market right now is a total nightmare!

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Will Smith Might Have Predicted His Own Career Downfall After Doing Ayahuasca 14 Times

May 23, 2022 / Posted by:

What you are looking at above is Will Smith re-enacting the moment where an innocent sip of ayahuasca tea decided to mess with his perception of the truth and scare the ever-loving shit out of him with a vision of everything he holds dear vanishing in an instant It’s entirely too bold to ever call a sip of ayahuasca “innocent,” because that scary tea can have people seeing a headless version of their 2nd grade teacher with tentacles instead of human arms. But apparently ayahuasca isn’t scary enough for Will Smith to only have done it once. The only problem is, one of those trips has now come back to haunt his present-day reality in a big way.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Texas Lawyer Who Got Arrested For Walking On The Beach While Dressed As Michael Myers

September 16, 2021 / Posted by:

Picture it: Galveston, Texas, 2021. Tropical Storm Nicholas is on its way to ravage the island city. You look outside at the waves, getting bigger and more ferocious by the minute. Then, a lone figure catches your eye. A man, dressed in black, wearing a creep white mask… with a… what is that? A knife? Covered in blood? WAIT A SEC. Is that fictional serial killer Michael Myers from the Halloween series?! You betcha. The police are called, put him in cuffs, discover the knife and blood are fake and expose Michael’s true identity: Mark Metzger III, an attorney who’s ticketed for disorderly conduct and soon released. Mark claims his “prank” was nothing more than an attempt to bring “a little bit of positivity in the gloomy doom.” Because nothing makes a hurricane more fun than the promise of murder!

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Blake Lively Will Star In A Horror Film Based On A Reddit Story

June 4, 2021 / Posted by:

Hollywood has made an entire film franchise based on poorly-written Twilight fan fiction. They’ve green-lit a Twitter thread. And until they decide to scratch another layer off the bottom of TikTok’s barrel, Hollywood has Reddit.com to excavate for original content ideas. Anyone who has ever visited the r/AmITheAsshole subreddit, or AITA, likely knows that it’s easily the most lucrative and bountiful goldmine for Hollywood to begin pillaging first. But Blake Lively won’t be appearing in a film based on a thread called: “AITA for hosting my wedding at a plantation?“. Instead, Hollywood has decided to start making movie scripts based on the r/NoSleep subreddit, which is dedicated to publishing scary stories and horror threads, and Blake’s production company just picked up the rights to a Reddit novella titled We Used to Live Here.

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Sources Say Brad Pitt Has A Skeleton Problem In His Closet

August 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Things just took a turn for the spooky in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s divorce saga. According to Page Six, Brad has some skeletons in his closet and I’m not talking about a cardboard cutout of Angie that he uses as a voodoo doll. A source tells Page Six that Angelina’s most recent volley, asking for the private judge that’s presiding over their divorce case to be dismissed, is indicative of the “love-hate” feelings she has for Brad and is effectively helping to “keep the focus off some skeletons in his own closet.” Now before your imagination runs wild like mine did, I can tell you that it’s not that Brad is actually completely bald under all those hats, it’s stuff we already know. It’s Brad’s penchant for avoiding personal responsibility when his artistic delusions blow up in his face.

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