It’s Halloween weekend, and while we’re keeping vigilant for news reports about masked monsters with machetes on the loose killing sexy teens, we’ve overlooked another beast who’s broken free and is terrorizing local bodies of water: the giant rubber ducky of Maine! The giant duck was moored in the Belfast Harbor, but thanks to high winds, he’s been set free and is roaming the harbor. For anyone suffering from anatidaephobia, make sure to steer clear of the waters of Belfast!

Continue reading

Well, that was quick. Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen’s divorce proceedings were about as explosive as a deflated football. Though I guess it lasted longer than Tom’s retirement. In a sense, it’s a little refreshing to have two big-time celebrities get a quickie divorce instead of the usual quickie marriage. There were rumblings in the last few months as to whether or not something was wrong between America’s prom king and queen, and eventually, it came out that the couple was ready to throw in the towel (see, Tom? It IS possible!). Just before the split, Gisele secretly bought a little pad in the humble town of Miami. And as we all know, Miami is where all the singles go when they want to settle down and lead a quiet life!

Continue reading

Because Keeping Up With The Kidz™ is a full-time job, a sans brows Madonna was once again a guest on TikToker Terri Joe’s live show, and to prove that she’s still the edgiest edgelord whoever edged, she huffed poppers on camera. Just like that, Lil Nas X made a mental note to never ever invite Madge to one of his shows. And we all know that poppers turn your b-hole into a Hungry Hungry Hippo, but who knew that they also tell your brain that “Gummo-fied Chucky doll” IS the look  – OMG Blog

About a millisecond after Elon Musk officially became the overlord of Twitter, he shit-canned several top executives, including the CEO, and may have unlocked Kanye West’s Twitter account because it looks like Kanye is no longer suspended. Trump is probably next. So it’s a great day for dudes whose Twitter profile pic is of them holding a giant fish while wearing wraparound sunglasses – NPR

Continue reading

As we all know too well, Kanye West firmly believes that slavery was a choice. And since we know that Kanye is prone to making Choice after Choice after Choice, it shouldn’t be surprising to learn that at one point, Kanye thought it would be a good choice for him to dress up like a slave and sing and dance for Quentin Tarantino for a music video/mini movie for his 2004 hit Gold Digger. Quentin, also a big fan of Choices, thought that was “a really, really funny idea,” but the collaboration never came to pass. So the world dodged a bullet we never even knew was headed our way, but we did get sprayed with a cache of N-words a few years later in 2012 when Django Unchained came out, which Kanye would like credit for. However, while promoting his new book on Jimmy Fallon Live, QT made it clear that credit for each and every one of those N-words is to be credited to him, and him alone. Quentin will get no argument from me on this point. As I always say, “your body (of work,) your Choice.”

Continue reading