Night Crumbs
Because Keeping Up With The Kidz™ is a full-time job, a sans brows Madonna was once again a guest on TikToker Terri Joe’s live show, and to prove that she’s still the edgiest edgelord whoever edged, she huffed poppers on camera. Just like that, Lil Nas X made a mental note to never ever invite Madge to one of his shows. And we all know that poppers turn your b-hole into a Hungry Hungry Hippo, but who knew that they also tell your brain that “Gummo-fied Chucky doll” IS the look – OMG Blog
About a millisecond after Elon Musk officially became the overlord of Twitter, he shit-canned several top executives, including the CEO, and may have unlocked Kanye West’s Twitter account because it looks like Kanye is no longer suspended. Trump is probably next. So it’s a great day for dudes whose Twitter profile pic is of them holding a giant fish while wearing wraparound sunglasses – NPR
Since Matthew Perry isn’t pissing off enough people with his memoir, another excerpt was burped up, and in this one, he writes about how he made out with Valerie Bertinelli while her then-husband, the late Eddie Van Halen, was passed out drunk. And Valerie gave a good response to that mess. But you know, I’m beginning to think that the audiobook for Matthew’s tell-all is going to be nothing but the sound of bridges burning on a loop – Pajiba
Oh, and also, add Salma Hayek’s name to the growing list of people who Chanandler Bong probably pissed off – The AV Club
While working one of Ariana Grande’s old ponytails, Millie Bobby Brown was on The Tonight Show and talked about her friendship with The Rainbow Unicorn Hello Kitty Empress herself, Mariah Carey – Lainey Gossip
Henry Cavill and his girlfriend Natalie Viscuso made their red carpet debut at the premiere of Enola Holmes 2, and that’s great for them and everything, but hopefully afterward, Henry shredded and torched that shit-fitting clearance section Big & Tall suit for messing with his hotness – Celebitchy
THEE Shelley Duvall is returning to screens, and sadly, it’s not in a revival of Shelley Duvall’s Faerie Tale Theatre, but still. Shelley Duvall is back! – Deadline
After TMZ mistakenly announced Jerry Lee Lewis’ death a couple of days ago, his rep announced today that he has died at 87 – Billboard
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