Madonna‘s daughter is ready to get all the way into the music business and soak up those sweet, sweet nepotism opportunities. Lourdes Leon has released a new EP under the stage name Lolahol, called Go. Along with the release of the 5 track EP came the second single, Cuntradiction. The song and video are out and she is serving straight-up low-budget Madonna but luckily, since Lourdes is actually her daughter, I don’t think Madonna will roast her for being reductive.

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Not too long ago, Kanye West was sitting on top of a billion-dollar empire. Then his mouth hole and tweeting fingers, which have gotten him in plenty of trouble before, really got him into trouble as his anti-Semitic and anti-Black views became louder, and louder. Several companies washed their hands of him, including Adidas. And former employees began sharing what a nightmare it was working for him. Well, more are talking and saying that Kanye fired employees for the dumbest reasons. Case in point: one former Yeezy employee claims Kanye pink-slipped them for suggesting they play some Drake songs in the office.

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Rear Window Car Louvers!

Growing up, one of our neighbors had wooden shades in every single window in her house, and I thought that was the height of interior design sophistication. Possibly because most of the windows in our house were covered in busted-down metal shades. So when I first spotted blinds on a car in the wild, I gasped at the luxury of it all before looking around for police vehicles. Because obviously, a luxury car like that was carrying an extremely important dignitary who needed security at all times!

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Indiana Jones 5 doesn’t come out until next year, but Lucasfilm and Disney+ are already looking at ways to milk that franchise and are reportedly working on a possible TV series. Harrison Ford has apparently hung up his Indy fedora for good, and Steven Spielberg has said before that Harrison will never be replaced as Indiana Jones (You hear that, Chris Pratt?!). Personally, since I’m obsessed with balls, I want an origin story on that giant ball that almost took Indy out. But I have another totally original idea. How about a TV series that follows a young Indy as he goes on adventures worldwide and meets historical figures of the time? That kind of show has NEVER been done before! – HuffPo

Jason Momoa fell in love with a wild pig he met on the set of his new movie, and he brought the oinker home. Cut to thirsty, hard-up hos hanging around the set of a Jason Momoa movie while loudly oinking and wiggling their tails – Celebitchy

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Thanks to scores of Royal watchers, experts, reporters, and armchair enthusiasts, we know a lot of fun little details about the British Royal Family’s proclivities. Their likes, dislikes, quirks, and tics— from how THE QUEEN took her nightly gin to the reports that both Prince Andrew and now King Charles III still sleep with teddy bears— are all public knowledge. Still, despite near constant interest and attention paid to the minutiae of Royal life, apparently, nobody has bothered to find out how King Charles likes his eggs! And so, as with most societies that have been historically separated into the haves, the have-nots and the have-crowns, it is up to the average British citizen to decide for themselves how best to serve their sovereign. People reports that earlier today, one enterprising young subject took it upon himself to find out by lobbing raw eggs at Chuckie Trips and Queen Consort Camilla as they did a walkabout in the city of York. Turns out he prefers them cooked and on a plate.

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