Night Crumbs
Four years after we all learned that there would be a fifth Indiana Jones movie starring Harrison Ford, Disney announced that it will shoot next spring for a July 2022 release and Harrison’s 78-year-old ass will be back for it. It was rumored that Chris Pratt was going to be in the next Indy movie and who knows if that’s going to happen (but we can all guess that Shia LaBeouf definitely won’t be in it). You know what, though, Indy doesn’t need any young tricks in Indiana Jones and The Hunt For The Last Werther’s In His Cardigan Pocket. Bitch has still got it! Although, maybe they should bring back Indy’s pilot Jock Lindsey so he can stay away from piloting planes from now on. – Deadline
It was announced that Tatiana Maslany was going to be She-Hulk in a Disney+ series, and then Tatiana denied it, and yesterday it was officially announced that Tatiana is She-Hulk. I just have to say congratulations to Tatiana’s friends because she’s obviously the kind who can really, really keep a secret – Lainey Gossip
While working an absolutely stunning hairstyle that says, “Yanni with a bob,” Shawn Mendes teaches us Canadian slang – OMG Blog
Speaking of Shawn Mendes, he apologized to Sam Smith for misgendering them – Just Jared
Um, whoever deepfaked Tom Cruise’s face into Star Wars also deepfaked some higher heels on him, obviously – Pajiba
The fourth season of The Handmaid’s Tale hasn’t come out yet, but Hulu has already renewed it for a fifth season, which is good news because we need more feel-great, uplifting TV like that show – SOW
Okay. – Celebitchy
Lily-Rose Depp is really excited to show you her new Chanel purse (and yes, that’s her excited face, as well as her sad face, serious face, sexy face, etc…) – Popoholic
Tommy “Tiny” Lister, pro wrestler turned actor who played Deebo in Friday, died yesterday at 62 – The Wrap
And making her way to the afterworld with Tiny Lister was British soap opera and comedy legend Dame Barbara Windsor who died of complications from Alzheimer’s at 83 – The Hollywood Reporter
Pic: Lucasfilm