Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox have three children: 10-year-old Noah, 9-year-old Bodhi, and 6-year-old Journey. Megan has talked before about how Noah is really into fashion and expressing himself through it, including wearing dresses. And Megan has said that even though her sons go to a hippy-dippy liberal school in California, the boys have still made fun of Noah for wearing a dress, and he tries to brush it off because he loves wearing dresses so much. Well, one troll decided to give Noah more shit and sharted up a story that I’m sure 100% happened and wasn’t invented to get attention and further push an agenda. And both BAG and Megan have hit back.
This all started when Robby Starbuck, a music video director turned self-proclaimed “free thinker” and failed U.S. congressional candidate, took a break from drop-kicking Cracker Barrel’s Pride rocking chairs to tweet about BAG and Megan’s children. In a series of tweets, Robby said that he used to live in the same gated community as Megan Fox, and around fives years ago, he witnessed two of her sons accuse their mom of forcing them to wear “girls clothes.”
These are Megan Fox’s sons. We used to live in the same gated community and our kids played at the park. I saw 2 of them have a full on breakdown saying they were forced by their mom to wear girls clothes as their nanny tried to console them. It’s pure child abuse. Pray for them.
Oh yes, and I’m sure one of the boys then shouted, “I just want to put on my MAGA hat, read the bible and polish my gun, and Mommie Wokest won’t let me!”
Brian was the first to slap Robby’s claims with the fake news label. BAG has said before that he doesn’t care if Noah wears dresses since it doesn’t hurt anyone. Excuse you, BAG, but your son wearing a dress obviously hurt Robby Starbuck! BAG shit on Robby in a statement to TMZ and added a dash of “I don’t know her.”
“It’s a totally bogus story. There are only a few people in their world that can actually verify wether [sic] or not a story like this is true and I can tell you with absolute certainty it is not. This person trying to claim this is true is a perfect example of someone with selfish motives that does not care about negatively affecting a parent child relationship.
As a society I hope we continue to push to be better. This Robby Starbuck person is full of shit, and I have no idea who he is.”
Megan then tapped in and slammed Robby in an Instagram post for using her children to “gain attention in your political campaign.” And she ended with a witchy haiku:
i really don’t want to give you this attention because clearly youre a clout chaser
but let me teach you something…
irregardless of how desperate you may become at any given time to acquire wealth, power, success, or fame – never use children as leverage or social currency.
especially under malevolent and erroneous pretense
exploiting my child’s gender identity to gain attention in your political campaign has put you on the wrong side of the universe
i have been burned at the stake by
little men like you many times
and yet i’m still here
you fucked with the wrong witch
Many Candace Owens-types heard Robby’s call and have defended him while dragging Megan in the comments of her Instagram post. Hmm, nobody tell them that Jesus wore a dress. I mean, with Cracker Barrell and Chick-fil-A going “woke,” they’ve already been through enough!!!!!