This week Megan Fox did an interview with InStyle magazine, and she talked about her relationship with Machine Gun Kelly, sexism, being attacked by the media, and protecting her sons Noah, 8, Bodhi, 7, and Journey, 4, from the assholes. Megan got emotional when discussing the bullies who go after her kids, especially Noah, who’s made fun of at school for wearing dresses. Um, get with the program, ya Gen Alpha shitheads! It’s 2021. .
Megan started crying when the interviewer asked about her kids. She started to apologize for her tears, then stopped herself, explaining that holding back her emotions is “some arbitrary behavioral rule set out for women.” Then she continued:
…when it comes to her “babies,” all that matters is protecting them, especially her oldest, 8-year-old Noah, who has been subject to “mean, awful people and cruel people,” online. “I don’t want him to ever have to read that shit because he hears it from little kids at his own school who are like, ‘Boys don’t wear dresses,'” she says.
Megan talked about Noah wearing dresses a couple of years ago. At the time she said that even though she sent Noah to a hippy-dippy California school, some little boys would laugh at her son and insist boys shouldn’t wear dresses or the color pink. Back when Noah was 6, and Megan said she was trying to teach him to be self-confident. He stopped wearing the dresses for a while, but he couldn’t stay away for long. Noah told his mom he didn’t care what the bullies said. He loved wearing dresses too much.
Back in 2017 Megan’s ex/Noah’s dad Brian Austin Green said he didn’t care if his son wore dresses, and “it’s his life,” and “he’s not harming anyone wearing a dress.” You do you, Noah Green.
Megan also did a video for InStyle where she revealed that she lost both of her big toenails (or does she mean her thumbnails?) while filming Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen in 2004. It was during the Dance Dance Revolution battle scene with Lindsay Lohan. Apparently, Megan’s tennis shoes were half a size too small, and even when her toenails grew back, they kept re-falling out for six years after. Megan jokes that she’ll always blame Lindsay for her unhealthy toenails.
Here’s the video:
All that’s missing is IKEA’s anti-bi erasure couch.