Category: Larry David
Larry David Wants To Make It Clear That He Supports Cheryl Hines, But Not Her Anti-Vax Husband Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Over the weekend, the New York Times published a piece about Cheryl Hines’ marriage to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who announced his candidacy for the 2024 Democratic nomination back in April. Robert is a right-leaning anti-vaxxer, and, in the past, Cheryl has stated that not all of his “opinions” reflect her own (see: that time he compared COVID vaccines to the Holocaust). Yet, in this NYT piece, Cheryl says she loves and supports her husband, and Robert claims most of his wife’s Hollywood friends “love and support” him too… including Larry David. But Larry texted the New York Times to clarify his so-called support: “Yes, love and support, but I’m not ‘supporting’ him.” So, love and support, but not support-support. Got it. I think.
“Curb Your Enthusiasm” Is Probably Ending After Season 12
Curb your disappointment cause season 12 of HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm might be its last season! Without Larry David, who’s going to tell us what to find annoying??? The rumor comes from a now-deleted tweet by one of the show’s writers and producers, Jon Hayman, who shared a picture of himself with Larry and executive producer Jeff Schaffer with the caption, “Maybe you love the show. Maybe you hate the show. Maybe you don’t give a shit. In any event, shooting the last scene of the last episode of the final season.” You’d think someone who wrote for Curb Your Enthusiasm would know deleting a tweet is the greatest social transgression of all.
Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen, Stephen Curry, Larry David, And More Have Been Named In A Class Action Lawsuit Against Defunct Crypto Trader FTX
Looks like Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have more to worry about than just their celebrity divorce, as the former couple has been named in a class action lawsuit against the now-defunct cryptocurrency exchange, FTX, along with other celebrity investors and promoters, like Larry David, Stephen Curry, and the Golden State Warriors, Shaquille O’Neal, and Naomi Osaka. Oh, no, not Naomi! But wait–where’s Matt Damon‘s name on this list?! He’s shilled crypto too! Round ’em all up!
Larry David Yelled At Alan Dershowitz At A Grocery Store On Martha’s Vineyard
Noted attorney Alan Dershowitz, who most recently represented Donald Trump during his impeachment trial and is now a frequent NewsMax commentator, was just minding his own business in front of the grocery store in Martha’s Vineyard the other day when he spotted his friend Larry David. Being the friendly, neighborly sort, Alan greeted Larry and to his shock, was rebuffed! Knowing in his heart he didn’t do anything wrong to deserve such a cruel shunning, Alan pressed Larry asking him “We can still talk, Larry,” only to be met with screams and yells so violent that Alan “was worried that he was going to have a stroke.” How’s a level-headed regular good-guy like Alan supposed to react to that?! Well, rip off his t-shirt to reveal another t-shirt that says “It’s The Constitution Stupid!,” that’s what! Look, I know this sounds like fan-fic but it’s not. Page Six spoke to Alan directly to confirm the story as told to them by a “Page Six spy” who saw it all go down in front of them. You know how it is on the Vineyard. No Jacket or “Allegedly” Required.
Larry David Got Married
Damn, Larry David is officially off the market. Pour one out for our girl JLaw, who totally missed her shot at love (cue the Tila Tequila theme music). Larry wed his girlfriend of three years, producer Ashley Underwood, on Wednesday evening in Southern California. Larry is 73 years old. Ashley’s age? Unknown. And believe me, I’ve scoured the Internets. Too many Ashley Underwoods on Facebook! But she’s clearly much younger than Larry (duh). The real shock would be if a showbiz septuagenarian got hitched to someone his own age.
Tom Hanks Hosted “SNL At Home” Last Night
Many have been saying that Saturday Night Live has been phoning it in for a while, and well, last night, they Zoomed it in (sort of). Because of the obvious, the SNL cast can’t get together, so they did the show from their homes. And like the rest of us, I had nothing better to do last night, so I checked up on it and found “COVID-19 survivor“ Tom Hanks rising out of the pits of corona hell to open the show.