Category: Larry David

Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen, Stephen Curry, Larry David, And More Have Been Named In A Class Action Lawsuit Against Defunct Crypto Trader FTX

November 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Looks like Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have more to worry about than just their celebrity divorce, as the former couple has been named in a class action lawsuit against the now-defunct cryptocurrency exchange, FTX, along with other celebrity investors and promoters, like Larry David, Stephen Curry, and the Golden State Warriors, Shaquille O’Neal, and Naomi Osaka. Oh, no, not Naomi! But wait–where’s Matt Damon‘s name on this list?! He’s shilled crypto too! Round ’em all up!

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Larry David Yelled At Alan Dershowitz At A Grocery Store On Martha’s Vineyard

August 19, 2021 / Posted by:

Noted attorney Alan Dershowitz, who most recently represented Donald Trump during his impeachment trial and is now a frequent NewsMax commentator, was just minding his own business in front of the grocery store in Martha’s Vineyard the other day when he spotted his friend Larry David. Being the friendly, neighborly sort, Alan greeted Larry and to his shock, was rebuffed! Knowing in his heart he didn’t do anything wrong to deserve such a cruel shunning, Alan pressed Larry asking him “We can still talk, Larry,” only to be met with screams and yells so violent that Alan “was worried that he was going to have a stroke.” How’s a level-headed regular good-guy like Alan supposed to react to that?! Well, rip off his t-shirt to reveal another t-shirt that says “It’s The Constitution Stupid!,” that’s what! Look, I  know this sounds like fan-fic but it’s not. Page Six spoke to Alan directly to confirm the story as told to them by a “Page Six spy” who saw it all go down in front of them. You know how it is on the Vineyard. No Jacket or “Allegedly” Required.

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Larry David Got Married

October 9, 2020 / Posted by:

Damn, Larry David is officially off the market. Pour one out for our girl JLaw, who totally missed her shot at love (cue the Tila Tequila theme music). Larry wed his girlfriend of three years, producer Ashley Underwood, on Wednesday evening in Southern California. Larry is 73 years old. Ashley’s age? Unknown. And believe me, I’ve scoured the Internets. Too many Ashley Underwoods on Facebook! But she’s clearly much younger than Larry (duh). The real shock would be if a showbiz septuagenarian got hitched to someone his own age.

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Tom Hanks Hosted “SNL At Home” Last Night

April 12, 2020 / Posted by:

Many have been saying that Saturday Night Live has been phoning it in for a while, and well, last night, they Zoomed it in (sort of). Because of the obvious, the SNL cast can’t get together, so they did the show from their homes. And like the rest of us, I had nothing better to do last night, so I checked up on it and found “COVID-19 survivor Tom Hanks rising out of the pits of corona hell to open the show.

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Larry David Was Criticized For Making A Concentration Camp Joke On “SNL” Last Night

November 5, 2017 / Posted by:

From rape, rape, rape to jokes about concentration camps – the news has felt like a walk through Willy Wonka’s factory this week. A walk that took place after Augustus Gloop tainted the chocolate river and the smoke from Veruca Salt in the incinerator fouled up the building. Larry David hosted Saturday night Live last night and cracked wise about hitting on women in concentration camps. Do they remove a portion of these older Hollywood guys’ frontal lobes when they reach a certain age? Continue reading

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