Cardi B Defends Using Kylie Jenner In The “WAP” Video And Carole Baskin Hates It For Its Use Of Big Pussies
About one second after Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion dropped their pussy-filled video for Wet Ass Pussy (WAP), many got an instant dry ass pussy from watching Kylie Jenner lazily strut like a sedated cat. Cardi defended her choice to use Kylie, but the video is also getting shit from Carole Baskin for a different reason. Carole called the video out for promoting the captivity of large cats and perpetuating their abuse! Um, since Cardi and Megan pissed Carole off, they better run at the first whiff of sardine oil.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Buzzy The Cookie Crafter!
Buzzy may look like a jolly turd man, which is fitting since I’m sure many a parent in the 80s screamed, “What a piece of shit!”, at him for the mess he always created. But Buzzy The Cookie Crafter was a big, plastic graham cracker man who helped turn children into cookie-cutting artistes! And Buzzy also worked the last nerve of every parent who had to clean up the cookie crumb disaster he left.
Birthday Sluts
Kylie Jenner (23)
Maci Bookout (29)
Lucas Till (30)
Brenton Thwaites (31)
Ryan Eggold (36)
Lizzy Valentine (37)
Devon Aoki (38)
Manila Luzon (39)
Joanna Garcia (41)
Mama June (41)
Angie Harmon (48)
Luca Guadagnino (49)
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Alex Michel (50)
Andrew Sullivan (57)
Suzanne Collins (58)
Rosanna Arquette (61)
Diane Venora (68)
Patti Austin (70)
James Reynolds (74)
Ronnie Spector (77)
Betsey Johnson (78)
Lynn Cohen (1933-2020)
Jimmy Dean (1928-2010)
Norma Shearer (1902-1983)
Open Post: Hosted By The Booze Windows Of Tuscany
As you know, Italy was hit hard by COVID-19 this summer. But fortunately, things seem to be slowly getting back to normal. And the proof is in the wine windows reopening throughout the north of the country, around the hardest hit areas. Today, people can grab a glass of vino on the go without interacting and while maintaining physical distance –– frankly, anything that gets me my booze quick and easy, I’m here for.
Zoe Kravitz Called Out Hulu For Lack Of Diversity After They Cancelled “High Fidelity”
Fans of Hulu’s High Fidelity were left looking like Zoe Kravitz in that “Imagine” video (confused) when it was canceled after just one season, and it doesn’t look like it’s going to get picked up anywhere else. Zoe posted a goodbye note to the show on Instagram but later dragged Hulu for its lack of diversity. Hulu hasn’t responded yet but I’m sure that’s because they’re too busy trying to fix their constant buffering issues. Yeah, right.
America Is Getting Its Own Version Of Eurovision
In case you didn’t know, people in Europe have STRONG feelings about Eurovision. And people in the US have STRONG feelings about everything but Eurovision, so it’s a bit of a surprise to learn that an American version of the iconic annual song contest is in the works (but not too surprising because, after all, if there weren’t a minimum of 50 talent-based reality shows on the air, what else would moms watch?)
Past winners of Eurovision have included ABBA, Celine Dion, and Conchita Wurst. But I’m sure they’ll have nothing on Florida’s entry, which will probably just be a bunch of people whining about why they have to wear a mask while sitting on alligators.