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Prince William And Duchess Kate’s Problematic Caribbean Tour Cost Taxpayers $275,000
Prince William and Duchess Kate live in a luxurious 24-karat gold-plated bubble of ignorance (it’s one of the benefits that comes with being two of the most famous royals in the world). So of course when they went on an official tour of the Caribbean earlier this year, they likely assumed it would be nothing but flowers, handshakes, photo-ops, and bottomless platters of Welcome to Our Island! fruits and cheese. That’s not exactly what happened. Will and Kate’s visits to Belize, Jamaica, and the Bahamas were met with protests from locals who wanted to address the subject of colonialism, especially in the wake of Barbados declaring their independence and splitting from the British Commonwealth just a couple of months earlier. William and Kate reportedly had some regrets about showing up in several countries that really didn’t want them there. And it looks like non-royal British citizens can join them deckside on the S.S. Regrets, because that messy tour reportedly cost taxpayers $275,000.
Tom Brady Threatened To Sue Paul Scheer Over A Jokey T-Shirt With His Name On It
Stars, they’re nothing like us! Or at the very least, some stars don’t exactly have the most robust sense of humor or ability to engage in a little self-deprecation. In this case, Tom Brady is that person. And that’s according to Paul Scheer, another famous person, although one might consider him a few fame levels lower than the greatest quarterback/worst retired guy in history. Paul recently claimed that Tom got mad enough to call his lawyers when he discovered that Paul’s podcast threw Tom’s face on a t-shirt alongside a little joke about retirement.
Kim Kardashian Has Officially Been Sued Over Her Skincare Line, SKKN
A little less than a year ago, Kim Kardashian decided to execute her idea of what “working” is, by getting her gradually-shrinking ass up and sauntering over to her office, to inform a boardroom table full of employees that she wanted to slap a new name on her KKW Beauty brand. Kim wanted to own a skincare company, because – in her words – she’s a person who likes to tell people about skincare stuff. So she created a skincare company titled SKKN. That’s when already an established skincare business called SKKN+ and threatened Kim with legal action. The bad news is, Kim brushed them off like 2022 Khloé brushing off a butt injection, and now SKKN+ has filed a lawsuit against Kim’s skincare company.
Cameron Diaz Is Coming Out Of Retirement To Star In A Netflix Movie With Jamie Foxx
Some of Hollywood’s greatest “Fuck it” energy in all of celluloid history was when Cameron Diaz decided that after being a huge, massive movie star for several decades, she was done with all that, and decided to retire in her 40s. Cameron was happy to stay home, hang out with her husband Benji Madden, welcome a kid named Raddix into this world, sip some ok-tasting wine, and just live that no-work life. But apparently, Cameron wasn’t able to resist the siren song of a Netflix paycheck, because she’s coming back to acting once again.
Chris Pratt Cried When The Internet Came After Him For His “Healthy Daughter” Comments
Forget about the moon landing, the return of the McRib, or the series finale of The Golden Girls – where were you when Chris Pratt made the internet practically throw out their backs from cringing too hard when he thanked his wife Katherine Schwarzenegger for giving him a “gorgeous healthy daughter“? Okay, so you were probably sitting in front of a computer screen or a couple of inches away from a smartphone. A redundant question, I know. But now we know where the man formerly known as Chris was when all that was going down, and apparently, he was elbow deep in a box of tissues to soak up a river of salty sad tears.
Meghan Markle Wants Samantha Markle’s Defamation Lawsuit Dismissed
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s interview with Oprah Winfrey and CBS begat so many things. Oprah’s quote about being silenT or being silenCED. A clumsy racism denial from Prince William. The shocking revelation that Peter Brady is a successful patio furniture designer. But that interview also left the door open for some future trash to tumble in, and by that, I mean a whole year after the interview aired, a lawsuit that was filed by Meghan Markle’s half-sister/full-headache Samantha Markle. Samantha felt that her good name had been besmirched by her famous younger sister, and so Samantha put her lawyers to work. Well, Meghan has also got her lawyers on it, and those lawyers have asked that Samantha’s little lawsuit be filed in the nearest paper shredder.