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Wendy Williams Has Decided To Switch From Television To Podcasting

June 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Wendy Williams has been gone for a little while, to deal with some health-related issues and a little ongoing showdown between herself and Wells Fargo. But she’s made it very clear that despite taking a little hiatus from TV, she would eventually be returning to TV. During Wendy’s last impromptu career check-in, Wendy claimed that she’d be back on television screens by September. Hook up the cables and plug in the power Igor, The Wendy Williams Show lives! Except there’s been a slight change of plans. Wendy’s triumphant return won’t necessarily be through your television, but your ear holes, by way of whatever headphones you use to listen to podcasts. Because Wendy is launching a podcast.

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Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Sentenced To 20 Years In Prison

June 28, 2022 / Posted by:

The final chapter in Ghislaine Maxwell’s story as one of the grosses main characters in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking saga has finally come to a close today (possible title of that book: Is There A Place Hotter Than Hell For These Two?). Nearly six months after Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty of five charges, including sex trafficking a minor, it was time to return to court and discuss sentencing. Lo and behold, Ghislaine will be locked away for 20 years.

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There’s Almost a Zero Percent Chance That Johnny Depp Will Play Jack Sparrow Again

June 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Sorry, I should have been a little more specific. After all, the man has been cosplaying as a greasy drunken pirate in his personal life for the past decade or so. I’m referring to the chance that Johnny Depp might once again clip in those little dangly beard braids and toss on about 15 pounds of silver rings to play Captain Jack Sparrow, pirate of the…whatever seas the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise takes place in. There was a rumor going around that Johnny’s big comeback from his career downturn as professional defamation plaintiff would be in an upcoming Pirates film as that beloved salt water-bound weirdo. But according to other sources, nobody should be holding their breath to see Johnny on the big screen doing his best Keith Richards impersonation.

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Lil Nas X Says BET Made Him Swear He Wasn’t A Satanist Before Allowing Him To Perform At Their Awards Show Last Year

June 27, 2022 / Posted by:

The 2022 BET Awards were held last night, and if you know anything about this year’s ceremony, then you know that to Lil Nas X, BET stood for “Barred from Entry Tonight.” That’s because Lil Nas X was snubbed from this year’s award show. He received zero nominations, which was weird, considering he had three really big songs last year and a top-charting album. Lil Nas X recently spoke about his current relationship with BET, which is clearly pretty bad. But he thinks things started to go sour at last year’s ceremony.

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Prince Charles Once Accepted A Briefcase Full Of Cash From A Qatari Politician

June 27, 2022 / Posted by:

If somebody offered me a briefcase full of cash, I’d likely shout the words, “Jackpot!” while little cartoon dollar signs replaced my eyeballs. That’s because I’ve never held more than 5 bills in my hand before. But, that also means I’m deeply skeptical of free money, and would likely turn the cash-filled briefcase down, for fear of some kind of fucked up Twilight Zone-ian twist of fate, or that the money was cursed, or that I was becoming the unwilling patsy in some kind of money laundering scheme. I guess being the first in line for the British throne blinds a person from those kind of suspicious cash-based realities. Because according to a report published by The Sunday Times, when Prince Charles was offered a briefcase full of cash from a Qatari politician, he just accepted it like it was a cream-covered scone at tea time.

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Jodie Sweetin Got Knocked Down By Police At A Pro-Choice Protest In Los Angeles

June 27, 2022 / Posted by:

Not too long after the dogshit decision by SCOTUS to overturn Roe v. Wade was made official on Friday, many people took to the streets to protest, both the famous and non-famous alike. And one of those famous types who was angry enough to pound the pavement in the name of body autonomy was none other than Stephanie Tanner herself, Jodie Sweetin. Jodie likely expected her time protesting might involve chanting “My body, my choice” or “HOW RUDE of you to restrict abortion access.” But the reality ended up being one in which Jodie was aggressively and unceremoniously knocked to the ground by LAPD. And we know this because it was filmed and the video was thrown up onto the internet for all to see.

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