Category: Jim Carrey

Jim Carrey Turned His Artistic Focus On Mark Zuckerberg

March 21, 2018 / Posted by:

We all had to read A Tale Of Two Cities in high school, which meant the SparkNotes for A Tale Of Two Cities was sold out at every Borders (RIP) in a 25-mile radius. One thing I remember is that if Madame Defarge knitted your name, you and your neck were fuuuuuucked and heading to the guillotine. It seems like Jim Carrey is the new Madame Defarge with his portraits. He came for Donald Trump and Sarah Huckabee Sanders the other day, and now he’s shifted to the man responsible for why we spend 80% of the workday looking at a newsfeed full of cat and cooking videos. Continue reading

Jim Carrey Pissed Some People Off With A Portrait That Resembles Sarah Huckabee Sanders

March 19, 2018 / Posted by:

When Jim Carrey presented his latest artwork over the weekend, it wasn’t met with the same kind of applause George W. Bush gets for his finger paintings. Instead, a lot of people took umbrage that his portrait of a “so-called Christian” looked eerily reminiscent of the White House press briefing room possum Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and now think the only job Jim is qualified for is sandwich boy at Quiznos so long as he doesn’t try and squirt any liberal snowflake sauce on their six-inch sub! Continue reading

Jim Carrey Claims His Deceased Ex Was Trying To Extort Him With Forged STD Results

October 21, 2017 / Posted by:

The story about Jim Carrey being sued for allegedly contributing to the suicide death of his ex-girlfriend just got uglier. People reports that Jim’s attorneys filed a motion in Los Angeles court on Friday that claims his ex, Cathriona “Cat” White, had forged the results of STD tests in an attempt to extort money from him. Wouldn’t just whipping it out and pissing on her grave been easier, Ace Ventura? Continue reading

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Jim Carrey Is Still Talking About How Tommy Lee Jones Hates His Guts

October 4, 2017 / Posted by:

Jim Carrey hasn’t been making a whole lot of friends of late what with his pseudo intellectual nihilism schtick to the deeply disturbing allegations made against him by his deceased ex-girlfriend and her family. Has the man who was once America’s favorite clown always been prick right down to his core? According to America’s favorite cranky gramps Tommy Lee Jones, the answer is “yes and fuck that guy forever and always”.

Jim Carrey has previously talked about Tommy Lee Jones hating him on the set of 1995’s Batman Forever, but he talked about it again on the podcast Norm Macdonald Live. 

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Jim Carrey’s Deceased Ex-Girlfriend Made Some Serious Allegations Against Him

September 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Hope you’re having a good weekend. Jim Carrey’s probably not. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective should have maybe been called Ace Ventura, Incredibly Bad Influence according to a letter allegedly written by the actor’s ex-girlfriend Cathriona “Cat” White. Carrey is currently being sued for wrongful death by Cat’s estranged husband Mark Burton and her mother Brigid Sweetman. She committed suicide by overdosing on drugs in September of 2015, and they’ve accused him of using a false name to provide her with said drugs. Cat had been Carrey’s on-again-off-again ex since 2012. Continue reading

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