Category: Mike Pence
Bill Burr’s “Saturday Night Live” Monologue Divided The Internet, Or Something
Comedian Bill Burr hosted Saturday Night Live last night (with Jack White filling in as musical guest after that country nobody Morgan Wallen was dropped for acting a COVID fool), and his opening monologue gave some a case of the cringes and others a case of of the slow claps. Bill went in on cancel culture and anti-maskers and wondered why Pride Month gets June while Black History Month gets the short month of February. Bill also had things to say about white women, so he just replaced a mandatory mask sign as “Karen” enemy #1.
Donald And Melania Trump Are Both Experiencing “Mild Symptoms” After Testing Positive for COVID-19
Like many Americans, when I read the news last night that President Donald Trump and the First Lady Melania Trump had both tested positive for COVID-19, I braced myself for the worst. With the announcement coming as late as it did (Trump tweeted his and Melania’s diagnosis at 1:00 AM EST ), I was forced to go to bed before knowing the veracity of the statement or having had the time to fully process what this news could mean for our nation. This morning I learned that those dumb asses really got that shit!
Prince Charles Appeared To Snub Mike Pence At A Holocaust Event In Jerusalem
Yesterday, Prince Charles made headlines for flying private to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, to lecture people on climate change. And Charles is in the news again today for appearing to snub Mike Pence, Vice President of The Keebler Commission on Whoopsy Fudge Stripes, and in his spare time, The United States of America. Maybe Prince Harry called in a favor with pops to take some of the heat off of him and Meghan Markle, because we haven’t seen Prince Charles in the news this much since Tampongate.
John Oliver’s Bunny Book Is Outselling Mike Pence’s Bunny Book
My favorite feud happening right now is one between John Oliver, living Postman Pat character and host of HBO’s Last Week Tonight, and Vice President Mike Pence. The feud is over two different children’s books about Mike Pence’s bunny Marlon Bundo. John Oliver is an expert in high-level trolling, so of course he’s winning.
Pamela Anderson Reportedly Tried To Get Mike Pence To Pardon Julian Assange
Because we live in the Upside Down from Stranger Things, Pamela Anderson is now trying to lead diplomatic talks on behalf of someone the U.S. wants to send to jail for espionage. Current U.S. leadership is particularly susceptible to a little T&A distraction, she actually might get what she wants. Page Six says Pam was filming a PSA (hopefully not another against Uber) at a hotel in Manhattan when she realized Mike Pence was also at the same address. Considering how Pam is suddenly on a crusade against porn, I’m sure she had a lot to talk about with Mike. But only if his wife is there, too!
Mike Pence Was Booed At A Performance Of “Hamilton”
Indiana’s governor and our new Vice President-Elect Mike Pence (aka “The Man Behind The Orange Curtain“) was just trying to relax last night. He probably had a long day of gleefully assisting President-Elect Donald Trump in deciding which hugely problematic men to pick for his cabinet. He’s in NYC, why not see the biggest show on Broadway?