Category: Donald Trump

Oprah Fires Back At Donald Trump’s “Insecure” Tweet

February 22, 2018 / Posted by:

You knew it would only be a matter of time before Oprah had words for Donald Trump after he called her “insecure” and “biased” after her 60 Minutes segment last Sunday. I honestly didn’t think she would respond at all so he could follow up with a desperate “Come At Me O!” tweet. But Oprah had a little help from her friend Ellen DeGeneres who came to her aid and gave her the opportunity to respond to the tweet herself during her talk show.

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Donald Trump Dared To Drag Oprah And Call Her “Insecure”

February 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Oprah Winfrey’s speech at the Golden Globes last month made everyone cream their jeans to the point where they chose her like a Pokemon to take on the Charmander of Washington D.C. DonaldHow’s My Hair Trump. And though she’s been toying with us about running, doesn’t it feel weird knowing that if she does indeed run, the battle for the office of POTUS would be between a former talk show host and a former game show host? Can I put on my good church wig and reclaim my time like Aunt Maxine now? Because if that’s our future then the shit-talking began last night during a segment on 60 Minutes.

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Omarosa Says She Hasn’t Done Trump, But That There’s Someone In The White House Who Is “Sleeping Around With Everyone” 

February 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Omarosa continues to serve lukewarm tea in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Her always classy housemate, genital odor expert Brandi Glanville, asked her if she was able to clarify whether or not Trump’s carpet matched the wigs, i.e. if she FUCKED THE PRESIDENT. Omarosa also alluded to a person whom she claims is the Pass-Around Patty for the White House staff, janitor on up. Anyone know where you file your resignation letter from the human race? Continue reading

Trump’s Naked Skull Got Exposed By A Treasonous Breeze

February 7, 2018 / Posted by:

We already know that the President of the United States is an incredibly healthy stable genius who respects women and would never cheat on his wife. And you can’t go claiming these facts are “fake news” because we learned them direct from the horse’s ass (or “rear facing mouth” if you want to be technical about it). Donald Trump is a beacon of good health and septuagenarian vigor. That’s why it’s so surprising (and sad!) to see this great man brought low by something so seemingly benign as a stiff breeze. But that’s just what happened as the leader of the free world (sorry world, we’re keeping it) ascended the stairs of Air Force One last Friday. A treasonous wind struck him from behind, revealing a vulnerable pink skull, much like the body of a blind, newborn mouse.

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Stormy Daniels Denies She Had An Affair With Donald Trump, But Played Coy About Her Denial On “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

January 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Earlier this month, InTouch re-published a 2011 interview they did with porn star Stormy Daniels about an alleged affair she had with Donald Trump five years earlier. Stormy allegedly broke a $130,000 a month settlement agreement and an NDA to do that interview.

Trump has denied the affair every took place (an affair that allegedly took place right after Melania Trump gave birth to Barron). Melania may have responded by bailing on a work gig in Switzerland. And then, on the eve of last night’s State of the Union address, Stormy released a statement denying with absolute certainty that the affair never took place. Stormy also appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, and here’s the thing – she’s not so sure about the legitimacy of that statement either.

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