The glamorous feline rose of New York City Jocelyn Wildenstein and her gaydar-breaking boyfriend Lloyd Klein have both found themselves in a jail cell for allegedly getting violent on each other. Caitlyn Jenner’s face icon was arrested last December after allegedly going cat scratch fever crazy on Lloyd by scratching his face during a fight at her lair in Trump Tower. A quick minute later, Lloyd got arrested for allegedly shoving Jocelyn to the floor when he stopped by her lair to pick up some shit.
Jocelyn should’ve dumped Lloyd and realized that she deserves a human who will treat her like the luxurious pussy she is by delicately feeding her Fancy Feast from a silver spoon. And Lloyd should’ve realized that bad things happen when they get together and went down to a cat shelter to adopt him a new cat friend. But they stayed together, and yesterday morning, they once again got arrested and were hit with his-and-hers misdemeanor assault charges.
Rose McGowan has been working very hard to bring creeps and pervs to justice. As it turns out, the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police Department is also hungry for justice, but theirs involves Rose McGowan and an old drug charge.
James Cromwell may look like Santa’s dad, but he’s actually only 77 and he’s got a lot of life in him. But instead of taking an elderly skydiving tour or signing up for an Intro to Snapchat class like some active seniors might, he’s out there fighting for what he believes in. That fighting has also gotten him in a bit of trouble. Earlier this month, James was sentenced to a week in jail after refusing to pay a fine stemming from an arrest at a proposed natural gas plant in Wawayanda, NY. James protested again yesterday, but this time he was fighting for the whales.
TMZ, People, and the New York Daily News are all reporting that Nick Gordon, the humanoid cockroach who was found legally responsible for the death of Bobbi Kristina Brown, was arrested for domestic battery and kidnapping/false imprisonment of an adult on Sunday afternoon in Sanford, Florida.
Former “Bachelor” Chris Soules Has Been Arrested For Allegedly Hitting And Killing The Driver Of A Tractor
Chris Soules, aka Prince Farming from the 19th season of The Bachelor, contestant on The Bachelorette, and fourth runner up on the 20th season of Dancing with the Stars, is currently in trouble with the law for allegedly fucking up real bad in Buchanan County, Iowa. According to TMZ, Chris Soules rear-ended a John Deere tractor trailer with his pick-up truck on a road last night at around 8:20, sending the tractor and driver into the ditch. Instead of sticking around, he reportedly fled the scene in a panic; state patrol tells KWWL Iowa 7 that he left his truck behind. An ambulance arrived and took the tractor driver to the hospital, where he died.
In typical Tyga fashion, his latest drama has to do with an expensive car. SPOILER ALERT: It doesn’t end with Tyga leading the police on a high speed chase to get away from the dealership demanding payment.
E! News says that Tyga got in trouble with the police last night as he was leaving a nightclub in Hollywood. The man whose status has once again been downgraded to “Kylie Jenner’s ex-boyfriend” was pulled over in his latest expensive car (above) for running a stop sign and driving without proper license plates. Police put Tyga in handcuffs and took him away to the Hollywood Police Station. When asked by a pap why he was being loaded into a cop car, Tyga responded that it was because he had “paper plates.” That seems like a severe reaction for simply running through a stop sign and driving with temporary plates. E! says there was another reason for why Tyga was taken away from his car.
The LAPD tells E! and UsWeekly that after they pulled Tyga over at around 1:30am, they wanted to administer a field sobriety test, but there were too many paps around. So they asked him to take the test back at the station. Tyga agreed, and he passed. He was released without any arrests, just a traffic violation. A source tells E! that Tyga was at a club with his friends last night, but that he “wasn’t drinking.”
I’m glad to hear this happened after he was leaving the club. I’d hate to think he was forgetting to take some much needed me-time while putting in all those hours plotting to take down Blac Chyna.
Here’s Kylie looking like a hooker on laundry day while out at a completely different club last night.