In typical Tyga fashion, his latest drama has to do with an expensive car. SPOILER ALERT: It doesn’t end with Tyga leading the police on a high speed chase to get away from the dealership demanding payment.
E! News says that Tyga got in trouble with the police last night as he was leaving a nightclub in Hollywood. The man whose status has once again been downgraded to “Kylie Jenner’s ex-boyfriend” was pulled over in his latest expensive car (above) for running a stop sign and driving without proper license plates. Police put Tyga in handcuffs and took him away to the Hollywood Police Station. When asked by a pap why he was being loaded into a cop car, Tyga responded that it was because he had “paper plates.” That seems like a severe reaction for simply running through a stop sign and driving with temporary plates. E! says there was another reason for why Tyga was taken away from his car.
The LAPD tells E! and UsWeekly that after they pulled Tyga over at around 1:30am, they wanted to administer a field sobriety test, but there were too many paps around. So they asked him to take the test back at the station. Tyga agreed, and he passed. He was released without any arrests, just a traffic violation. A source tells E! that Tyga was at a club with his friends last night, but that he “wasn’t drinking.”
I’m glad to hear this happened after he was leaving the club. I’d hate to think he was forgetting to take some much needed me-time while putting in all those hours plotting to take down Blac Chyna.
Here’s Kylie looking like a hooker on laundry day while out at a completely different club last night.
The good news for 35-year-old Jodie Sweetin is that she found out that her 40-year-old ex-fiancé Justin Hodak is a wreck before she made him her fourth husband. The bad news for Jodie Sweetin is that her ex-fiancé is a wreck and an alleged roided-up ball of drunk messiness who keeps committing one of the ultimate HOW RUDEs by violating a restraining order she has taken out against him. If Jodie was really Stephanie Tanner and her life was a never-ending season of Full House, this would be the episode where Kimmy Gibbler hands her fanny pack to useless D.J. Tanner, slicks back all of her hair into a scrunchie, takes out her plastic earrings and goes after Justin. Yes, Kimmy would defend her frenemy even if Stephanie called her a whore to her face once.
For about a week now, Shia LaBeouf has been art-ing hard against Trump with a four-year-long project called HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US. Sadly, Shia was divided from his art project last night after he was arrested for alleged assault.
Kris Jenner must be changing her Spanx every 20 minutes due to all the attention-triggered pee dribbles she’s been letting out over this week. First there were the arrests, and now there are charges. I bet she’s already contacted Ryan Murphy and asked how much he’d pay for the exclusive rights to a little script she’s thrown together called American Krime Story: Kim vs. The Jewelry Thieves. “And if you need someone to play the lead role, I’ve been told I’m a dead ringer for Kim!”
One of Kim Kardashian’s favorite Paris chauffeurs is off the hook after getting arrested, along with several others, on Monday in connection with Kim’s jewel heist. TMZ says that the driver, Michael Madar, has been released from custody without being charged. Michael, seen above holding an umbrella in an attempt to keep Kim from melting, was arrested along with his brother Gary Madar.
Michael and Gary sometimes drive the Kardashians when they come to Paris, and Michael was the last person to drive Kim before she got robbedy. Police thought Michael might have been in on the suspected inside job, but the company he works for, UNIC Worldpass, tells TMZ that he was in custody for testimony purposes only. Gary Madar, on the other hand, might be a different story. The Daily Mail says he’s still in custody.
The police are still interrogating the robbers, but it sounds like one thing they might be giving up on is finding Kim’s gaudy jewels. Sources tell TMZ that Kim’s legal team has been told by police that her jewelry – including the $4 million diamond ring Kanye West gave her – is pretty much le gone. Police claim that most robbed diamonds are shipped off to Belgium and then disappear. I’m sure Kim and Kanye don’t really care. After all, having Kim covered in millions of dollars worth of jewels would really klash with the “pretend poor” aesthetic they’re going for on social media.
Being trapped in a vehicle and driving Kim Kardashian around sounds like the kind of job that would get real old really fast. You’d be constantly trying to figure out if the annoying vibrating sounds you’re hearing are from the engine or Kim’s drowsy baby voice. Your back seats will have to be replaced every four-to-six trips due to Kim’s ass wearing a giant misshapen groove in them. One of Kim’s Paris drivers won’t have to worry about how they’re going to tell her they can’t take it anymore and need to le quit, because they’re probably going to get le fired first.