Since water is still wet (or is it?), the Pope is still Catholic and I still end each night by crying lonely tears on a pillowcase covered with pork rind dust, Meghan Markle’s half-sister ran her mouth over to the tabloids to say that if Meghan can afford a $75,000 gown to wear in engagement photos, she can afford to give money to their broke dad. I swear, Meghan’s half-sister is a crazy mess and is doing it all wrong. She should only be saying nice things about Meghan, that way she might get an invite to the wedding and will get to see Prince Hot Ginge up close. And after that happens, she can start talking shit for an easy check. She’s so embarrassing – Celebitchy
Johnathon Schaech has his own #MeToo story involving the legendary director Franco Zeffirelli – Lainey Gossip
What’s more shocking is that this is the first time that a Teen Mom cast member has been busted for running a meth lab – Reality Tea
Troye Sivan has a new song and video where he’s serving “twink bottom trolling for top dick in an abandoned warehouse” chic – Towleroad
Apparently all eyes were on Angelina Jolie on Golden Globes night. If you weren’t sneaking a quick glance to detect if a pair of devil horns popped up through her hair when Jennifer Aniston walked out on stage, you might have been staring at her table buddy. Angelina Jolie was seated next to Chris Hemsworth. Angelina and Chris hadn’t appeared in a movie together, and Chris’ wife Elsa Pataky was nowhere to be seen. Chris was on Ellen yesterday and Ellen DeGeneres said that people made a “thing” out of him sitting next to Angelina. Chris says it’s not a thing.
The moment that EVERYFUCKINGONEOFUS (read: just me) is finally here. We are now beginning the journey to find out which Hot Slut of last year Hot Slutted the hottest.
There’s four rounds to the Hot Slut of 2017 battle royale showdown. HSOTMs from January, February, March and April will go at it in round one. May, June, July and August/September will scratch each other’s throats off in round two. And October, November and December will take round three. The winner of each round will go on to the final round where one of them will replace Ana Navarro on the Hot Slut of the Year throne.
I always love doing these Hot Slut of the Year posts, because I have the memory of a broken SIM chip and forget who the earlier HSOTMs were. So doing these posts allows me to sashay down Hot Slut Memory Lane and also say a little prayer while checking to see if they’re all still alive (they are, as far as I know). Your choices for round one are:
January – Winona Ryder’s many faces from last year’s SAG Awards.
February – The plushie-loving seal from Japan’s Mombetsu Land.
March – Hi Stranger, the sexy clay pin-up from the mind of artist Kirsten Lepore.
April – Chroma Key Grandma, the Russian lady who taught herself how to do special effects and should really be sweeping the Scientific and Technical Oscars this year.
The winner from this round will be announced on Monday!
Almost every one of The Avengers that matters (sorry Hawkeye) has gotten their own stand-alone film, sometimes multiples. How many Iron Mans are we up to now? 13? Captain America got one, so did Thor, but not Black Widow.
While Oprah’s speech at Sunday night’s Golden Globes left everyone wondering if the White House was going to have to build an addition so Stedman Graham can take the East Wing and Gayle King can get one, too, not everyone is as O-matized by the talk show host. Seal came for Mama O on Instagram, and it ain’t pretty. Seal, you in danger, girl. Continue reading
If you’re a cheap bitch like me, Costco is Shangri-La. You can easily have brunch with just a well-timed shopping trip that just happens to coincide when all the Saturday early afternoon sample ladies are hawking everything from Swedish meatballs to Fruit Roll-Ups (thanks for the advice, Miss Tina!). Costco is also known for its pretty lax return policy…as in, they’ll just about take anything back, so it was only a matter of time before someone took it to the next level. For instance, meet the woman who got them to refund her Christmas tree…in January. Continue reading