I guess we can finally answer the burning question as to why Cameron Diaz retired from acting. It’s probably because she was asked to dedicate her life full-time to planning her pal Gwyneth Paltrow’s bachelorette party (and eventual uncoupling ceremony). Gwynny probably has Cam under contract for the next 10-20 years. In case your Goop newsletter somehow ended up in your spam folder, Gwyneth is getting hitched to American Horror Story co-creator Brad Falchuk. According to Page Six, the bride’s pre-wedding festivities are all going down this weekend in Mexico.
Apparently, Terrence Howard has a reputation as a prankster in the vein of George Clooney. Only instead of jovial fraternity shenanigans, Terrence likes to scare the shit out of people which is really surprising given his aversion to shitty undercarriages. According to Cinemablend, Fox, the network of Empire, loves Terrence so much, they’re giving him his own prank show.
I’m saying Tristan Thompson was there right off the bat, because anyone who had $20 on the name Keepthatcheaterawayfromme Kardashian shouldn’t have to wait to learn they just lost $20.
According to TMZ, 33-year-old Khloé Kardashian gave birth to a daughter this morning, less than 48 hours after the news broke that 27-year-old Tristan has been cheating on her. Khloé delivered at around 4am in a hospital just outside of Cleveland, and she was joined in the delivery room by Kris Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, and Malika Haqq. Khloé’s family reportedly flew out yesterday after Khloé began experiencing some early contractions.
As mentioned above, her boyfriend of about a year-and-a-half was with her. I’m legitimately shocked he wasn’t forced to wait in the hallway, next to the vending machine, killing time trying to score two bags of Ruffles off one $1 bill, hoping the sound of chip crunching will drown out the lingering echo of booos. But according to TMZ, a “devastated” Khloé put her personal feelings aside and let Tristan be there to bond with his daughter. Or at least whatever bonding he’s able to do with the KUWTK camera crew surrounding them.
This is Khloé first child, and Tristan’s second.
Nothing else is known about the birth, like how mother and Camille are doing. TMZ also says there’s no name at the moment. Khloé revealed on Ellen back in January that she had a name picked out if it was a boy, but it’s a girl, and she wasn’t so sure about that. Call it a hunch, but whatever she eventually settles on probably won’t be Lani or Blair.
Yesterday we learned that Kevin Smith had extended an invitation to Stan Lee to live with him, far from all the alleged elder abusers. Several reports had recently come out insinuating that Stan Lee was surrounded by money-hungry, blood-stealing abusers, and that there was serious cause for alarm. TMZ says that everyone can calm down, because yesterday Stan Lee released a video assuring everyone he’s not being taken advantage of.
Three months have past since we’ve had to think about Jesse Williams and Aryn Drake-Lee. I hope you enjoyed your time off. I know I did. I took a trip to Mexico, finally went to see Black Panther, started eating fewer carbs, and then went back to eating carbs. During that whole time I didn’t think about Jesse Williams once! Vacations over, folks. According to TMZ, Aryn needs more money for the kids.
There goes all of our hopes of watching Donald Trump crawl under his podium with a case of beta-male insecurity during a televised debate against Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. What was once a possible The Rock 2020 run has now turned into a very possible The Rock 2024.