Category: Zach Braff
Some People Think Florence Pugh Is Married After Zach Braff Was Seen Wearing A Ring
Florence Pugh has previously wondered out loud what gives anyone the right to want to talk about her relationship with Zach Braff. And to be fair, I’m sure there are people who would agree with Florence. The Garden State/Scrubs years really maxed out everyone’s ability to care about Zach Braff. But the bad news for Florence is that Zach recently did something that will once again have people talking about their relationship. And that’s because Zach was seen wearing a ring on the most suspicious of fingers while out for a walk with Florence herself.
Zach Braff And Gabrielle Union Will Star In A Remake Of “Cheaper By The Dozen” For Disney Plus
For a company that prides itself on “Imagineering,” whatever the fuck that means, Disney sure seems to lack good old-fashioned imagination. According to Deadline, Disney+ is working on a “reimagining” of Cheaper by the Dozen, that old Steve Martin movie, which was already a remake of the 1950 film of the same name, which was an adaptation of a 1948 book of the same name. There’s a reason “reimagining” isn’t a real word, just saying. And they are really straining the bounds of credulity by casting Zach Braff and Gabrielle Union as the mom and pop of a “multiracial, blended family.” Look, I’ll buy a 1’ tall genocidal 50-year-old infant that can move shit with its mind, but Zach Braff pulling Gabrielle Union and putting a gang of babies up in her? Sirs/ma’ams, you have lost your minds.
Florence Pugh Thinks Its Weird That People Are Allowed To Talk About Her Relationship
Florence Pugh was interviewed for the June issue of Elle UK and wasted precious ink complaining about, for the umpteenth time, how it’s not fair that people are “allowed” to talk about her relationship with Zach Braff, who is 21 years older, and more egregiously, is Zach Braff. Imagine being known as that badass bitch, resplendently adorned in an entire rose bowl parade float, who authorized having her inconsiderate boyfriend sewn into a bear carcass and burned to death, only to fumble the ball so badly you’re now known as Zach Braff’s girlfriend who keeps defending their relationship while he doesn’t defend it at all. That’s how Florence went from “it” girl to “that ain’t it, girl” in a matter of months. And for what, Flo? Him?!
Florence Pugh Wants You To Stop Talking Shit About Her Age Difference With Zach Braff
Florence Pugh has been nominated for an Oscar (for playing the Kirsten Dunst/Samantha Mathis role in last year’s Little Women), she’s getting a Marvel check (for that Black Widow movie, which, at this rate, will come out in 2030), and since she’s a mash-up of Elizabeth Olsen, early days Scarlett Johansson, and a touch of Jennifer Lawrence, she’ll have a long and successful career. But while ScarJo and JLaw avoid Instagram (which is a smart move for JLaw since her page would be a shit show, literally, it’d be 100% fart videos), Florence is on there and shares her personal life with her 1.3 million followers. And Florence is shocked and disgusted to find out that the comment section of Instagram isn’t just filled with Care Bear farts and fairy queefs. Followers barf up hate in there as well, and they did just that over a picture that Florence posted of her man Zach Braff. And Florence decided that reading the comments would be a good idea, and after she did that, she released a video telling everyone that she’s done with the hate. When asked for a response, the lonely “Turn Off Commenting” button on Florence’s Instagram said, “Errr, she could hit at me more and save the dramatics for the movies.”
Florence Pugh Celebrated Her Oscar Nomination With A Kiss From Her Boyfriend Zach Braff
Florence Pugh is young, talented, attractive, and at the very beginning of a promising career. Her boyfriend Zach Braff was once at least one of those things. It’s a coupling I don’t personally understand, but Florence’s dark Kathleen Turner bass voice has fooled me into thinking she knows what she’s doing. According to E!, what she’s been doing most recently is celebrating her Little Women Oscar nomination with champagne and a kiss from her man. Makes perfect sense! It’s what I’d do too if I were in her situation. In fact, I only have one question. Him?
Florence Pugh Had Words For Those Who Think Zach Braff Is Too Old For Her
Ever since she decided her shitty boyfriend’s fate in Midsommar, Florence Pugh has probably had a hard time getting dates because any potential suitors fear they might end up as SPOILER ALERT flaming furries if they get on her bad side. Hence, she’s doubling down on the guys who will date her, which is probably why she responded so firmly to a Judge Judy giving her shit on Instagram about being 23 and running around with 44-year-old Zach Braff.