Category: What The Fuck Were You Thinking

Gwen Stefani Defends Herself Against The Backlash Of Her Harajuku Era By Claiming She’s Japanese…

January 10, 2023 / Posted by:

For the past few years, Gwen Stefani‘s questionable Harajuku era entered the chat once again when people realized she’s been a culture vulture since her No Doubt days. Her discount Pocahontas x Cher drag wasn’t enough to appease her thirst for other cultures, so she fully committed to Japanese culture surrounding the release of her debut solo album Love. Angel. Music. Baby in 2004. Now, responding to all the hate she’s received since then, Gwen went the coo-coo route by stating she loves that time in her life because she, too, is Japanese. Yes, she actually said that shit. And said it to an Asian-American journalist.

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Chuck Norris Was Not At The MAGA Siege On The U.S. Capitol But Olympic Gold Medalist Swimmer Klete Keller Sure Was

January 13, 2021 / Posted by:

Because of the attack on the U.S. Capital last week, five people died and there have been several arrests because, surprisingly, attacking the Capitol, carrying weapons, and shouting about how you’re going to “hang” the VICE-PRESIDENT, will get you arrested. Did you know? Some people are surprised. No one is more surprised than Chuck Norris, however, who had to clear up some things and say he was not present at the siege. But you know who was? Gold medal-winning Olympic swimmer, Klete Keller.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Dangers Of Gas Station Sushi

December 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Any story that involves gas station sushi is guaranteed not to end well, and this one is no different. You may be asking yourself what lofty, aspirational level of death wish someone would have to have in order to tear open the plastic lid, get their nostrils assaulted by a sour smell that wasn’t the usual vinegar in the rice, and still think it was a good idea to devour the whole mess. And all of these unfortunate decisions probably followed pumping a few gallons of unleaded into their car and grabbing a pack of ciggies (I just made this part up, but the ciggies would totally be the healthiest purchase they made that day). According to The Mirror, the sushi eater in question, known only as JC, had a rough ride after swallowing The Rice-Bundled Seafood of Doom:

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Hunter Biden And His Late Brother’s Widow Hallie Biden Are Over After Two Years 

May 1, 2019 / Posted by:

When former vice president Joe Biden‘s son Beau Biden passed away from brain cancer at the age of 46 in 2015, it was a sad occasion for all involved, including Joe’s youngest son Hunter and Beau’s widow Hallie. However, I’m not sure which grief counseling book has a chapter called, “Get Over Your Husband By Getting Under His Brother“, because that’s ultimately what happened. With Uncle Joe’s toothy grin approved with a thumbs up no less! We all handle grief differently, but well, apparently the two of them are now free to bang people they’re not related to in any way because their love has come to an end.

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Quavo From Migos Claims He Bought A Tiger, And People Are Pissed

March 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Quavo Huncho, 1/3 of the golden triangle that is Migos (not to be confused with the dudes that make up Casamigos tequila), pissed people off by posting a video on Instagram, which is a 100% sure fire way to piss people off. Even adorable kitten videos are not safe from people’s negative opinions these days. However, the video Quavo posted isn’t like most kitten videos… think much bigger, non-domesticated and in threat of becoming endangered. It’s a tiger video. Quavo claims he just bought a tiger named “Cho” as a pet. The majority of people weighing in are rightfully pissed off about it.

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Another Fight Over Crab Legs Went Down In NYC

March 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Last week, two diners at a seafood buffet in Alabama decided to take on-the-spot fencing lessons when they dueled over crab legs with tongs, much to the shock and awe of onlookers thinking, “This ain’t even real crab“. However, did you know that their fight was merely a sad imitation of the original, which took place in Queens, New York? And unlike the brawl which occurred during the only season of Seafood Smackdown, there’s a video that will make you weep for humanity while your new best friend Donna Brown provides the hilarious commentary.

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