When former vice president Joe Biden‘s son Beau Biden passed away from brain cancer at the age of 46 in 2015, it was a sad occasion for all involved, including Joe’s youngest son Hunter and Beau’s widow Hallie. However, I’m not sure which grief counseling book has a chapter called, “Get Over Your Husband By Getting Under His Brother“, because that’s ultimately what happened. With Uncle Joe’s toothy grin approved with a thumbs up no less! We all handle grief differently, but well, apparently the two of them are now free to bang people they’re not related to in any way because their love has come to an end.
According to Page Six, 49-year-old Hunter and 44-year-old Hallie have split amicably, though no word has been given as to what’s caused the split and sources close to the situation are merely referring to it as a “private matter”. Oh, I think I know what the private matter is called : Campaign 2020! You think Uncle Joe wants tabloids and Republicans having a field day with this? Uncle Joe probably shut that shit all the way down around Thanksgiving of last year when he noticed Hunter wouldn’t stop playing with Hallie’s yams at the dinner table, and I ain’t talking about the ones you add sugar too either.
However, since they are a political family, of course Hunter is slapping away at the speculation that he and his dead brother’s wife had to stop humping on each other because of Big Daddy’s run against the current mess in office. As far as Hunter’s concerned, Uncle Joe has always been rooting for them.
The news comes on the heels of Hunter telling Vanity Fair that rumors about his personal life would not affect his dad’s 2020 run for the Oval Office. In January, he said in a statement: “My father has always been proud of me — whether when I was volunteering for the Jesuits, or working as a lawyer . . . And he remains proud of me today. He loves me. And he loves the American people far too much to let any form of adversity stand in the way of service.”
Yup! That’s exactly why he probably Don Corleone’d the shit out of this ill-fated relationship by making them both an offer they couldn’t refuse. Also, with Hunter’s sordid past mixed in with his tumultuous divorce from ex-wife Kathleen, the last thing we need is the Jan Brady of political families showing up embarrassing the hell out of everyone by parading his sister wife along the campaign trail.