Category: Locked Up
Zachery Ty Bryan Has Been Charged With 2 Felonies For Allegedly Attacking His Girlfriend
The harsh realities of life and all of its consequences continue to beat up against the side of the bloated, Trump-loving face of Zachery (with an E) Ty Bryan following last week’s news that the former “Home Improvement”––and literally nothing else––actor was arrested for allegedly attacking his girlfriend. Well, the plot has thickened as new details are emerging about the night in question. AND, to top it all off, Zachery has formally been charged with 2 felonies related to the incident…it looks like things really couldn’t get any worse (I mean, according to IMDB, it’s pretty much all been downhill for ZTB since 1999).
Zachery Ty Bryan From “Home Improvement” Got Arrested For Domestic Assault
There’s nothing more sobering than being a full-grown adult and finding out that the fifth-billed star of one of the TV shows you grew up watching is now sitting in the clink for being an alleged woman-beater. That’s right, the kid from “Home Improvement”, no, not Jonathan Taylor Thomas––we will never stop looking for him––the older one…Zachery Ty Bryan, was picked up by Oregon PD this weekend for attempting to strangle his girlfriend. Taran Noah Smith would NEVER! (Also, what the fuck with those try-hard 1990s Tiger Beat names?)
The Situation Has Been Sentenced To 8 Months In Prison For Tax Evasion
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino forgot rule #1 of any money situation, which is that if you find yourself making more of it, you need to remember to pay Uncle Sam. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a locked-up situation. Which is where The Situation is today.