Category: The Delusion Is Thick
Prince Andrew Reportedly Wants Kevin Spacey To Testify In His Defense
One of the many, many photos floating around out there that make Prince Andrew look real guilty, is one taken in 2002 of Kevin Spacey and Ghislaine Maxwell yukking it up while seated in THE QUEEN’s extra fancy Laz-E-Boys located in the Throne Room at Buckingham Palace. Knowing the company he keeps, it’s logical to assume Kevin and Ghislaine were there at Andrew’s invitation. However, just as Andrew has tried to explain away that photo of him with his arm around his accuser Virginia Giuffre as Ghislaine looks on like a proud mama, according to The Sun, sources say that Andrew wants to further distance himself from Ghislaine by having Kevin testify on his behalf that he was the one, not Andrew, who invited her to fart into THE QUEEN’s cushions. Andrew apparently doesn’t even know how that woman got past the guards!
Scott Disick Says That He Ends Up With Younger Girlfriends Because He Looks So Young Himself
I need to get whatever kind of mirror Scott Disick has, because….
You’re probably looking at that screenshot and thinking, “What a cute picture of Scott Disick as a teenager!” But believe it or not, that is what 38-year-old Scott Disick currently looks like. And since his relationship with 42-year-old Kourtney Kardashian has disintegrated, he’s been dating a rotation of pieces half his age. Scott and 22-year-old Sofia Richie were together for around 3 years before breaking up last year. Then he hopped onto Amelia Hamlin who turned 20 last week. Well, during the second part of the reunion for Keeping Up My Belief In A Malevolent God With The Kardashians, Scott responded to the criticism he gets for dating chicks he easily could have just picked up from an AP Chem class. His explanation? He doesn’t go looking for barely legal girls, they come to him because of his exuberant, youthful appearance. No wonder why Scott gets along so great he was the Koven. Delusion is the main nutrient running through all of their veins.
Alyssa Milano Is Considering Running For Congress In California’s 4th District
That cartoonishly large megaphone Alyssa Milano holds in her Twitter profile pic might be getting even bigger as she contemplates running for Congress in 2024. However strained your eyeballs feel right now, Alyssa’s are probably ever sorer because she’s been eying Rep. Tom McClintock’s (R, duh) seat in California’s 4th District, which is Truckee, all the way from Ventura county! Alyssa must have looked at all the good work Caitlyn Jenner’s been doing for the state of California and said, you know what bitch, #metoo.
Despite What Elon Musk’s Company Claims, They Can’t Actually Build A Real Life Jurassic Park
Elon Musk is already a pretty weird dude who lives his life like he’s starring in a 1990s big-budget sci-fi blockbuster and because Elon is that special combination of weird and insanely rich, he doesn’t have normal hobbies like the rest of us. Instead of learning how to knit or messing around with banana bread, Elon is putting microchips in pig brains and watching what happens. Elon’s got a startup side-project called Neuralink, and they’re really shoving microchips in animal brains to track information. It’s a real tech-and-animals kind of thing, and apparently Elon’s partner in microchipping, Neuralink co-founder Max Hodak, believes that maybe in the next couple of years, the technology that is tracking pig brains could turn into the technology needed to create a dinosaur-filled theme park. Well, there’s one giant buzzkill who thinks Elon and Max can’t make dinosaurs, and it’s a little thing called science.
Chris Hemsworth Thinks His “Bodybuilding” Has Kept Him From Being Taken Seriously As An Actor
Chris Hemsworth thinks that looking like a beefed-up superhero/Falcon Studios exclusive model is actually hurting his acting credentials. Because as we all know, the less conventionally hot you are the easier it is to get into acting! In an interview with The Telegraph, he described how his “bodybuilding” is viewed as a “vanity” and if he pulled some Christian Bale shit and either got all bloated or ultra-skinny for a role, he’d be Oscar-winner Chris Hemsworth! Oh yeah, the reason Chris didn’t get nominated for a million awards for Men In Black: International was because he’s just too buff.
Trump Gave Clemency To Lil Wayne And Kodak Black, But None For Joe Exotic
Before Donald Trump and Melania Trump left the White House today (with him heading to Mar-A-Largo and her probably heading straight to her divorce lawyers), he laid down his last official duty as POTUS, which was to put a Whoopee cushion on President Joe Biden’s Oval Office chair. And before that, he did his second to last official doody as POTUS by leaving a doody in President Joe Biden’s Oval Office bathroom. And before that, he did his third to last official duty by throwing out 73 pardons and 70 commutations including to those whose tongues went further up his ass. And as Ben told us yesterday, Lil Wayne’s tongue did just that and Trump made it official by pardoning him. Trump’s only last fwend Steve Bannon also got a pardon, and rapper Kodak Black got a commutation. But Joe Exotic, aka Tiger King, is going to have to keep using a Sharpie to draw tiger and cheetah print on his prison jumpsuits to keep it glamorous in the chokey because bitch didn’t get shit!