Lil Wayne May Get A Pardon From Donald Trump
America is less than 24 hours away from being rid of Donald Trump as President, and you better believe that on his last day, he’s going to give out a few messy parting gifts. In a move that’s sure to piss even more people off before he takes a bow and his Brillo pad wig hits the floor, it’s believed that when he reveals his list of presidential pardons he will be extending that kindness to his “friend,” another celebrity with multiple baby moms, Lil Wayne, who pled guilty to federal firearms charges last December and is facing ten years in the clink.
As you may recall, or probably not because who has time to keep up with Wayne’s stupidity, he was picked up at a South Florida airport in December 2019 after getting caught with a gold-plated .45 and drugs in his travel bag. And on top of that brilliant move, Wayne also denounced the Black Lives Matter movement AND is a known Trump supporter. I say prepare a jail cell for Wayne and Trump so they can gaze lovingly into each other’s eyes and sing Ebony and Ivory every day until their sentences run out. But unfortunately, since Trump still has all of the power, he will have the last say on who’s going to get that golden ticket to freedom when he releases the names of those he wants to pardon. via TMZ:
Trump’s believed to have a pretty lengthy list of names for his final round of commutations and pardons — an estimated 50 to 100 people — and according to Fox News … he’ll announce them in a big reveal Tuesday or, at the latest, Wednesday morning before Joe Biden‘s inauguration.
When he does, it sounds like people anticipate Lil Wayne to be a notable beneficiary of a presidential pardon … which ya can’t help but think is perhaps a thank you for endorsing Trump in the days leading up to the 2020 election.
Although the names have yet to be released, Trump is expected to do so early tomorrow morning prior to the moment he and cyborg Morticia Addams (aka Melania Trump) are officially evicted from the White House. The list of possible pardons reportedly includes Joe Exotic, and Pamela Anderson has made a last-second plea to Trump to pardon her forever boo Julian Assange. Lil Wayne is expected to make the cut and get a pardon, and if that’s the case then the toothy, wide, rusty ass grin he gave during that photo with Trump will actually pay off.
Personally, I hope their love fest doesn’t stop there. I think Trump should take Wayne with him when he and the robot wife relocate to Mar-A-Lago. And if Trump gets convicted at his impeachment trial, he could lose his Secret Service protection, so he should hire Wayne as his security. Hell, Wayne already has the guns for the job.
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