Category: The Delusion Is Thick
Kevin Spacey Compared His Situation To Those Who Are Out Of Work Due To The Coronavirus
Finally, a celebrity who gets it! From one of the most unexpected of places, a German Oktoberfest podcast for venture capitalists called Bits & Pretzels, comes the empathy, compassion and perspective on the economic devastation of the coronavirus pandemic that’s been missing from so many other celebrity missives. In this moment in history, Kevin Spacey, man of the people, is the voice of the downtrodden and unemployed. Kevin said he understands what it’s like to have your world change overnight and to be told “that you can’t go back to work or that you might lose your job” due to a “situation that you have absolutely no control over.” Kevin delivered this powerful message with such force and conviction, you’ll find yourself weeping uncontrollably (from laughter).
Kanye West Is Voting For Donald Trump In The 2020 Election
Kanye West is on the cover of the May 2020 issue of GQ, and over the span of four separate interviews, he talks about everything from his relationship with Jesus, to his huge ranch in Cody, Wyoming, to his fully skateboard-able house, to the giant sports arena-sized development he plans on building there, to his continued plans to build single-family homes. You know, because that project went over so well back in California. And he also talked Trump.
“Tiger King” Joe Exotic Is Suing The Government For $94 Million From Prison
While the rest of the world is just now having their minds blown by the majestic splendor of Joe Exotic’s chaotic existence thanks to the Netflix documentary Tiger King, longtime Dlisted readers can say they knew him when. Shockingly, Joe is the only person, to my knowledge, to have been stripped of their HSOTD title due to a murder-for-hire conviction. If you’re just now meeting Joe for the first time (government name Joseph Maldonado-Passage), he was the owner of a janky ass roadside zoo specializing in big cats, which he bred, running him afoul of animal rights activist Carole Baskin, who owns a sanctuary called Big Cat Rescue.
Madonna Called COVID-19 “The Great Equalizer” While Soaking In A Marble Tub
(Like a) prayers up for Madonna, she is going through it. This coronavirus situation is worse for her than it is for most people. For example, while I feel like I’m going insane and my every waking hour is filled with existential dread, I fear that Madonna may have actually watched her very last marble slip down the drain of her luxury bathtub (fittingly, made of marble). In a recent Instagram post captioned “No-Discrimination- Covid-19!!”, Madonna expressed the dubious theory that the coronavirus is “the great equalizer” because it doesn’t care how rich or famous you are. She did this from her bathtub, dripping with jewelry and surrounded by rose petals. Madonna says “it’s made us all equal in many ways,” which, if true, means as soon as she dries off, she’s planning on converting her in-home spa into an ad-hoc hospital suite, and opening it to the public. Oh wait, what’s that Madonna? Not what you meant? Well then what the fuck are you talking about?
Jenna Elfman Thinks The Scientology Controversy Is “Boring”
Proud Scientologist of 30 years, Jenna Elfman, of Dharma & Greg, EDtv (the poor man’s Truman Show), and that Walking Dead spin-off fame, is so over all the negativity surrounding her “religion”. After all, Scientology has done her good! It’s basically the only reason she and her husband have never cheated on each another. So she’s “Keeping the Faith” and defending her cult.
Take It From These Two, Modelland Tickets Are Now On Sale And Totally Worth It
It’s finally happening! The #TheUpRiXing is upon us, let us feast on the souls of the The Bored and bathe in the blood of the gatekeepers of beauty. In the name of *checks notes* Tookie De La Crème, let us rejoice. Tickets are now on sale for Tyra Bank’s long ballyhooed Modelland. We were promised fantasy, wizardry and pizzaz! We were promised a narrative, an incoherent and demented one to be sure, but a narrative all the same. Glamour, yeah, we were promised that too. But that’s not what we’re getting. Judging by Modelland’s announcement on Instagram, what we’re getting is lazy waacking and lots of shouting in an unfinished warehouse space. Worst of all is the price tag. It’s gonna cost you $59 just to walk through the door. And Tyra still hasn’t even shown us what’s behind door #1. I have a feeling it’s a card table stacked with a bunch of unsold copies of Tyra’s self-published book.