Night Crumbs

March 1, 2019 / Posted by:

The Jonas Brothers put out their reunion single Sucker along with a video that stars their wives (Danielle Jonas and Priyanka Chopra) and soon-to-be-wife (Sophie Turner). The video is very The Favourite-themed America’s Next Top Model photo shoot as orchestrated by Tyra Banks. But what I learned from it is that the real winner of the JoBros is Kevin Jonas, because he gets pushed to the background, he doesn’t do much, and nobody cares about him yet he still gets to collect that check. Kevin IS living the life. “Wait, there’s a third JoBro named Kevin?” – you “EXACTLY!” – me – Lainey GossipĀ 

The Babysitters Club wasn’t nearly dramatic, glamorous or messy enough for me to be into, but congratulations to those that were into it, because Netflix is doing a TV series – Pajiba

Act like you’re about to fart and you want to watch your cheeks wiggle as you do, but keep it sexy!” – the photographer to RiRi during a photo shoot for Savage X Fenty – Drunken Stepfather

TheĀ Osundairo brothers are sowwy for their part in the alleged hoax conjured up by Jussie Smollett. That’s great and everything, but I’m sick of seeing that same shirtless picture of them. If they’re really sorry they’ll pose for several more shirtless pictures so we’ll have fresh ones to look at it. Do it for journalism! – Towleroad

I thought we ran out of things to get OUTRAGED over, but I was wrong – Celebitchy

Lupita Nyong’o was almost a Bond Girl… – Vanity Fair

In case you forgot that Dylan McDermott and Maggie Q were a thing, I’m here to remind you that they were but they aren’t anymore – Just Jared

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