Yesterday, Candace Cameron Bure let everyone know her thoughts on getting the Coronavirus vaccine. It was very gracious of her to do so because I’m sure all of you were lying in bed at night with your eyes wide open wondering what DJ Tanner’s thoughts on the vaccine were. Well, Candance Cameron Bure told her 5 million Instagram followers (yes, 5 MILLION) that she’s not an anti-vaxxer, she’s just for “medical freedom” and “sunlight, exercise, real food, & vitamins.” Wait, she’s for REAL food? Well, I guess that means more Subway for her brother’s no-friends-having ass! Too bad for you, CaCaBu!
Last December, Candace’s brother Kirk Cameron held a couple of Christmas caroling events to protest against California’s stay-at-home orders, and he’s also become some kind of Facebook preacher who hates on vaccine mandates. Candace did say that she didn’t go to any of Kirk’s Christmastime protesting events and she follows mask and social distancing guidelines. But well, when it comes to vaccine mandates, she obviously feels the same way as her brother. Candace confirmed this last month when she spat up an Instagram Story (that she later deleted) about how “we” must speak out against vaccine mandates.
“I can no longer stay silent on vaccine mandates. Although I will not disclose my vaccination status to you, I am absolutely opposed to vaccine MANDATES, anywhere. We must speak up.”
And Candace is still mad, because yesterday, she reposted someone’s Instagram post where she stated that she’s not “anti-v,” she’s just “pro-medical freedom,” “pro-informed consent,” “pro-immune system,” “pro-early intervention,” and “pro-sunlight, exercise, real food, & vitamins.” Candace really did something there, because we all know that people who are for the vaccine are McDonald’s-eating vampire lazies (Why is everyone looking at me?!) who are against protecting their immune system, which is why they take a shot that helps their immune system fight off infection.
Candace did say that it’s okay to have a different opinion, and she proved that by giving you two choices under each one of her statements. You can choose “SAME.” or “EXACTLY!” Those two options totally don’t mean the same thing, which is: I agree with you, DJ!
Since Candace is all for people having the freedom to make their own medical decisions, does this mean that she’s for abortion rights? HAHAHAHA. You can accuse Candace of a lot of things, but making sense is not one. But if Candace did show up to a pro-choice rally with a “DJ Tanner Is For Medical Freedom For All” sign in hand, that would really bring on the second coming of Jesus. Because even Jesus would want to see that shit up close.
And if you need another reason to side-eye DJ Tanner, here’s her Instagram bio:
QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS?!??! More like Queen of Delusion. I mean, the last time I checked, Mariah Carey was still very much alive.