Category: Rudy Giuliani
Rudy Giuliani Quoted “My Cousin Vinny” As His Dye Job Quit Without Notice
With the holidays approaching and the election over, this should be a time for Rudy Giuliani to finally catch his breath, tuck in his shirt, and start the arduous process of his annual exsanguination where his body is drained of the previous year’s fetid humors and replaced with fresh fluids painstakingly collected from veins of young virgins he keeps in his basement (Don’t worry, it’s totally legal, they signed something!). However, his boss has him working overtime trying to undermine the will of the American people and he’s malfunctioning.
Maria Bakalova Talked About Filming The Rudy Giuliani Scene In “Borat 2”
24-year-old Bulgarian actress Maria Bakalova is the breakout star of Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (well, after Jeanise Jones). She sat down with The New York Times to discuss her partly scripted, partly improvised role as Borat’s daughter, Tutar. In the movie, Tutar goes from filthy peasant girl to sexy, blonde Fox News blow-up doll, all in the hopes of becoming the next Melania Trump (shudder). Tutar/Maria had to flirt with Rudy Guiliani, the ghoulish face of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle blessing, and had to witness the former NYC mayor put his hands down his pants when they were alone.
Borat Has Posted A Video Defending Rudy Giuliani’s Honor
Even though it may seem like the world is out to get him, there’s at least one person willing to take a stand in defense of Donald Trump’s best ghoul Rudy Giuliani after he was caught on tape fondling whatever it is that lives in his pants (I’m trying not to think about it too hard but I can’t help picturing a damp teratoma tumor with teeth yellower than the ones he has in his mouth) as seen in Sacha Baron Cohen’s newly released movie, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Kazakhstani national Borat Sagdiyev has posted a message of support for the beleaguered attorney.
Rudy Giuliani Got Caught With His Hands Down His Pants During A Prank For “Borat 2”
I guess this week’s theme is: Old Crusty Bald Dudes Grabbing Their Dicks When Nobody Asked.
If they weren’t sworn enemies, Jeffrey Toobin would take his hand off his Zoom dick, shake a little of the Toojizz off, and give Rudy Giuliani a handshake for temporarily taking the fapping perv spotlight off of him. Because The Daily Beast says that during the filming of Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, Rudy was caught on hidden camera unbuttoning his shirt and putting his hands down his pants in front of an actress he thought was a journalist. In related news, that actress has started a GoFundMe to raise money for the eyeballs and stomach that left her body at the sight of Ghouliani touching himself.
Donald And Melania Trump Are Both Experiencing “Mild Symptoms” After Testing Positive for COVID-19
Like many Americans, when I read the news last night that President Donald Trump and the First Lady Melania Trump had both tested positive for COVID-19, I braced myself for the worst. With the announcement coming as late as it did (Trump tweeted his and Melania’s diagnosis at 1:00 AM EST ), I was forced to go to bed before knowing the veracity of the statement or having had the time to fully process what this news could mean for our nation. This morning I learned that those dumb asses really got that shit!
Rudy Giuliani Is Accused Of Spending Close To 1 Million Dollars On His Mistress And Sundries
Last spring, Judith Nathan Giuliani filed for divorce from Rudy Giuliani, and later claimed he was a liar (duh) and a cheat (gross). Judy is now adding extravagant spender (must be nice) and fool (see: “liar”) to her list of grievances. Recent court documents accuse Rudy of spending $900,000 since their divorce filing, with a chunk of it going to his alleged mistress. And in case there was still any doubt about Rudy’s ability to get or maintain an erection, an exorbitant amount spent on cigars and pens.