Category: Rudy Giuliani
Rudy Giuliani’s Wife Claims He Had An Affair
Judith Nathan Giuliani is about to quit a bitch. Said bitch, Trump attorney and all-around creeptastic golem Rudy Giuliani, is allegedly having an affair and Judy has filed for divorce. You may be screaming “why do politicians keep showing up my favorite profane celebrity gossip site? This never used to happen before!”. But you know why. The minute Trump decided to run for office, the number of porn stars, reality television personalities, and general ne’er-do-wells associated with the White House expanded exponentially. The White House can no longer contain all the bullshit, so it’s oozing out all over the place!
Stormy Daniels Made A Surprise Appearance On “Saturday Night Live” Last Night
Porn star and presidential irritant Stormy Daniels popped up during the cold open on Saturday Night Live last night. Stormy is POTUS’ current least favorite person and SNL knows that there’s nothing in the world more funzies than pissing off our humorless egomaniac of a president. So they had her pop up during a Trump sketch amidst a cavalcade of guest stars including Ben Stiller as Trump’s praying-for-death attorney Michael Cohen, Martin Short as Trump’s ethically challenged (and crazy as hell) physician Dr. Harold Bornstein, Scarlett Johansson reprising her Ivanka Trump, and Jimmy Fallon as Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner. SNL’s MVP Kate McKinnon also debuted a startlingly accurate impression of gabby Trump hanger-on Rudy Guiliani, who continues to deplete all of the goodwill he inspired during 9/11.
Michael Avenatti Says That Donald Trump Is Sunk
Is it just me or is Michael Avenatti getting hotter by the day? Maybe it’s because he’s always telling me what I want to hear. Last night during a CNN Tonight interview, Avenatti The Hottie said that in the wake of Rudy Giuliani‘s surprising revelation that Donald Trump did in fact (though he’s on the record swearing he didn’t) pay Michael Cohen back for the Stormy Daniels hush fund, the president could be in some serious, term-ending trouble. According to ATH, it’s time to put the hors d’oeuvres and pre-dinner joints away, because Trump’s goose is cooked and it’s time to eat!