Borat Has Posted A Video Defending Rudy Giuliani’s Honor
Even though it may seem like the world is out to get him, there’s at least one person willing to take a stand in defense of Donald Trump’s best ghoul Rudy Giuliani after he was caught on tape fondling whatever it is that lives in his pants (I’m trying not to think about it too hard but I can’t help picturing a damp teratoma tumor with teeth yellower than the ones he has in his mouth) as seen in Sacha Baron Cohen’s newly released movie, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Kazakhstani national Borat Sagdiyev has posted a message of support for the beleaguered attorney.
Rudy of course has denied that anything untoward occurred in the hotel room and insists he was simply tucking in his shirt which is a perfectly normal thing to do in front of a reporter while lying down in bed after an interview. Luckily for Rudy, Borat agrees. On the other hand, Sacha, Borat’s alter ego, was actually “quite concerned” by Rudy’s actions. But who are you going to believe? A rabble-rousing lefty with an axe to grind, or a respectable government employee and upstanding ambassador for the great nation of Kazakhstan? Here’s Borat’s impassioned defense of Rudy.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM BORAT SAGDIYEV pic.twitter.com/vM92Lam5vV
— Borat (@BoratSagdiyev) October 23, 2020
Since the movie is out now, here’s a clip of the scene that features Rudy, in repose, looking like Nosferatu trying to pop up out of his coffin only to find he doesn’t have the core strength to get the job done.
Here’s the full Rudy Giuliani clip from Borat.
Judge for yourself…https://t.co/CQHzI23GFb
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) October 23, 2020
According to TMZ, Sacha ran in there when he did, out of concern for Maria Bakalova, the actress who plays the reporter/Borat’s daughter in the scene.
Sacha Baron Cohen says it’s pretty clear to him what was on Rudy Giuliani’s mind during his notorious scene in the ‘Borat’ sequel … but urges everyone to judge for themselves.
Borat himself, along with Maria Bakalova — who plays his daughter, Tutar, in “Borat Subsequent Moviefilm” — addressed Rudy’s compromising appearance in the movie … in which he puts a hand in his pants after being duped into a fake interview by Bakalova’s character.
The actor tells “Good Morning America” … “If the president’s lawyer found what he did there appropriate behavior then heaven knows what he’s done with other female journalists in hotel rooms.”
Bakalova says she’s thankful Cohen busted in to save her when things started getting dicey, and he claims he was “quite concerned” during the scene … and felt the need to protect her.
In his defense, Rudy said on Twitter that the video is nothing more than “an effort to blunt my relentless exposure of the criminality and depravity of Joe Biden and his entire family.” But you tell me, who are you going to believe— your own stupid eyes and ears, or an impeccably tucked cadaver who just so happens to have a direct line to The President of The United States? I mean, your stupid eyes are ruined now anyway.