Category: Reality TV

Open Post: Hosted By The British Dating Series That Features Trap Doors

November 2, 2021 / Posted by:

America has finally discovered the UK dating series The Love Trap, which premiered two weeks ago on Channel 4. The series sees a group of women competing for the love of 34-year-old Too Hot To Handle personal trainer, David Birtwistle. But the twist is, half the women are there for love and half are there for the money. Is any of that original for a reality dating series? No. But wait until the end of the episode, when David picks a woman to eliminate for being there for the money, and her ass gets dropped through a trap door like Bugs Bunny is trolling her.

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Apparently ITV Doesn’t Want Any LGBTQ+ Representation On “Love Island” Because It Would Be “Logistically Difficult”

August 29, 2021 / Posted by:

When it comes to trashy television there’s nothing more scared than putting a horde of silicone injected broads and juiced-up fuckboys on an island with tons of booze at their disposal. That’s basically the bare-bones premise for long-running British reality mess Love Island on ITV. To be on the show, you just have to be Instagram model hot and desperate. However, the one thing you apparently can’t be is gay because, according to ITV boss Kevin Lygo, that’s not in line with what Love Island is all about.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For The New Netflix Dating Show “Sexy Beasts”

June 23, 2021 / Posted by:

Do you like The Masked Singer? Do you like Love is Blind? Do you like the BBC’s 1988 adaptation of The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe? Do you have a furry fetish? If you answered “hell yeah!” to even one of these questions, congrats! You are the target audience for Sexy Beasts, a new Netflix dating show.

Here’s the premise: a bunch of hot singles are transformed into animal-human hybrids, their naturally gorgeous features covered by insane facial prosthetics. Then they go on dates with each other. Then they choose one person to continue dating. Then they meet their chosen date sans animal-face. The trailer, which premiered today, seems to be selling this as a blind love experiment, but, again, all of these people are thin and hot, soooo… naw. Continue reading

A “Magic Mike” Reality Competition Show Is In The Works

April 9, 2021 / Posted by:

Good news for people who get horned up watching ripped dudes tear of their clothes and hump the air: HBO Max has ordered The Real Magic Mike, a reality competition from the producers of the Magic Mike movies, including Channing Tatum and Steven Soderbergh. Ten contestants will fight to win a spot in the Magic Mike Live show in Las Vegas. Magic Mike Live is a strip revue, a la Chippendales. Don’t get it confused with the Magic Mike Broadway musical that imploded back in 2019. Magic Mike, Magic Mike, Magic Mike! Continue reading

The Cast Of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” Season 13 Has Been Announced

December 9, 2020 / Posted by:

2021 will probably be just as shit as 2020, but let’s delude ourselves for one hot second, shall we? On New Year’s Day, a new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race will premiere! Which means we’re in for a fabulous 2021! New year, new you, new queens!  Today, Vh1 released the first look, which is all about spreading positivity, truth, and oil and gas drilling, err, LOVE across the world, courtesy of RuPaul and the thirteen Season 13 contestants.

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America Is Getting Its Own Version Of Eurovision

August 9, 2020 / Posted by:

In case you didn’t know, people in Europe have STRONG feelings about Eurovision. And people in the US have STRONG feelings about everything but Eurovision, so it’s a bit of a surprise to learn that an American version of the iconic annual song contest is in the works (but not too surprising because, after all, if there weren’t a minimum of 50 talent-based reality shows on the air, what else would moms watch?)

Past winners of Eurovision have included ABBA, Celine Dion, and Conchita Wurst. But I’m sure they’ll have nothing on Florida’s entry, which will probably just be a bunch of people whining about why they have to wear a mask while sitting on alligators.

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