Category: Evelyn Lozada
Tamar Braxton Got Engaged To The Finalist From Her Dating Show “Queens Court”
Apparently, Tamar Braxton was on a Peacock dating show called Queens Court along with reality meanie queen Evelyn Lozada and lotion-named singer Nivea. Honestly, the three of them could have simply had a quick ladies’ night and spared each other the trouble of signing up for this mess, but I guess the check promised to sing “Hallelujah” into their bank accounts so they all went through with it. In any case, Tamar has found “love” with Jeremy “JR” Robinson, and the two of them will be saying their “You’ll Dos” at some point in the near future.
Evelyn Lozada Was Denied Her Restraining Order Against “Basketball Wives” Co-Star OG Chijindu
So previously, Evelyn Lozada was suing her Basketball Wives co-star Ogom “OG” Chijindu because OG was out here being defamatory. Well, Evelyn is not a half-way kind of girl–these women are all the way “Too Much”. So she tried to not only sue her, but also get a restraining order against OG since she was retweeting “violence”. Well a judge also told her the same as I–“Too Much”–and her restraining order was denied.
Evelyn Lozada Of “Basketball Wives” Is Suing Her Castmate Ogom “OG” Chijindu For Defamation
Like the Real Housewives and Bad Girls Club, I didn’t think that the messes of Basketball Wives got their lawyers involved in their fights, and actually got bonuses for acting a mess. But well, here we are with Evelyn Lozada suing her Basketball Wives co-star Ogom “OG” Chijindu for calling her a bigot and snapping on her all over social media.
A Gold Digger Victory! Evelyn Lozada Got A $1.5 Million Engagement Ring
Never underestimate the power of a relentless gold digger who refuses to retire her shovel….
About 16 months ago, Evelyn Lozado of Basketball Wives was crying out tears on the floor of her Miami condo when she filed for divorce from Chad Ochocinco, because he Chris Brown’d her the night she found condoms in his Maserati. Cut to today: Evelyn Lozado is pregnant with a little bundle of joy who will one day bring her many years of child supports checks, and yesterday she Instagramm’d a picture of the $1.4 million diamond ring that her baby father, Carl Crawford of the Los Angeles Dodgers, gave her. What a difference 16 months and a dedication to the #GETMONEYBITCH way of life can make.
Here’s the 14.5 carat, $1.4 million diamond ring that Carl put on Evelyn’s finger on Christmas morning. Never mind those hideous talons that make it impossible for her to properly finger fuck Carl Crawford’s b-hole (or maybe he likes it a little rough), doesn’t that giant rock of tackiness make you squirt out a gold digger tear of pride?
37-year-old Evelyn is currently 7 months knocked up with 32-year-old Carl’s baby. Carl, who’s contract with the Dodgers is worth $142 million, has a 9-year-old son and a 6-month-old daughter with a chick who lives in Arizona.
Yes, Evelyn is 7 months pregnant and Carl’s got a 6 month old daughter. Evelyn may be a complete and total mess, but she has a gift for finding millionaire man tramp athletes who don’t seem to mind collecting baby mothers. It’s like Evelyn’s pussy has a built-in GPS that leads her to these rich dumb fucks. Evelyn is an inspiration to us all and I hope that in between getting money and getting some more money she finds time to give back to the community by teaching a master class in gold digging at Harvard. Amateur gold diggers could learn a thing or fifty from the reigning empress of the gold diggers!
Ochocinco Makes Another Smart Life Decision
Because Chad Johnson doesn’t want a day to go by without someone writing the words “Ochocinco is a dumb bitch” on the Internet, the mound of dried shit dingles in his head decided it would be a good idea for him try to win his wife of twenty minutes back by getting her face tattooed on his leg.
Evelyn Lozado filed to legally quit Ochocinco after he punched her in the head with his head. Yeah, so nothing says “I’m sorry for head-butting you” like getting their faced inked into your leg. TMZ says that Ochocinco got the tattoo, which could be fake, sometime this past weekend and it’s his way of professing his love to Evelyn in an effort to get her back. The only thing this is going to get him is a whole lot of shaking heads, because that tattoo is a mess. They made Evelyn look like a True Blood wolf.
Evelyn not only has the imprint of Ochocinco’s forehead on her face, but now she knows her face is imprinted next to his terrifying calf muscle. If that isn’t pure hate, I don’t know what is. With all that being said, the tattoo does sort of represent their relationship: horrifying, fame whorey and completely gross.
via @ochocinco
Evelyn Lozado & Ochocinco Just Beat Kim Kardashian’s Record
No pun intended in that headline, I swear.
Over the weekend, J. Harvey wrote about how Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson of the Miami Dolphins pulled a first-degree Chris Brown on his wife Evelyn Lozado of Basketball Wives by allegedly punching her in the head with his cranium after she found a receipt for condoms in his Maserati. That messy incident cost his dumb stupid ass his job with the Dolphins and now it cost him a wife. Because after only six weeks of marriage, Evelyn is legally headbutting Ochocinco out of her life by filing for divorce.
TMZ somehow, magically learned (see: Evelyn live-texting them a play by play of her filing the papers) that Evelyn filed divorce papers in Florida this afternoon. Evelyn and Ochocinco barely joined fame whore forces by getting married on July 4th in St. Martin and their wedding was taped for a Vh1 reality show that never was. Evelyn’s marriage lasted about as long it took her to take off her earrings before flying across the table to toot Kenya in the dome. Evelyn should’ve filed divorce on their 85th day of marriage to really make it burn.
And somewhere, Jen is sitting back and adjusting the discount blue contacts she brought from the swap meet while saying to the air, “I guess this is the life I ain’t about.“
