Category: Jack Harlow

Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For The “White Men Can’t Jump” Remake

April 20, 2023 / Posted by:

Hollywood loves to fuck up classic films because they enjoy stomping over nostalgia like roaches in a run-down building. And its latest victim, 1992’s White Men Can’t Jump, has gotten a shiny update starring Jack Harlow and Sinqua Walls, who will be taking onĀ Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes‘ characters, respectively. 20th Century Studios has released the official trailer, and it looks just as exciting as you think it is (it isn’t). Luckily it’s only being released on Hulu so as not to embarrass itself at the box office.

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Dua Lipa May Be Dating Jack Harlow

December 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Back in September, Dua Lipa and Trevor Noah were spotted hugging and kissing on the street after an intimate dinner in the West Village. Since then? Nada. And now, over two months later, Page Six is reporting that Dua and Jack Harlow are a thing! This pairing may seem random, but, actually, it makes perfect sense. Jack’s latest album, Come Home, The Kids Miss You (Pitchfork called it “among the most insipid, vacuous statements in recent pop history”), features a song called “Dua Lipa”. It’s about how he wants to date Dua. Does Dua want to date Jack? Doesn’t matter. It’s like a public marriage proposal. You sorta have to say “um, suuure” to appease the masses.

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Open Post: Hosted By Brandy Responding To Jack Harlow’s Revelation That She’s Ray J’s Sister

May 17, 2022 / Posted by:

There are some universal truths in this world, like taxes being a thing that you have to pay, and that pizza is inherently delicious, or maybe one of the most inescapable, that Brandy and Ray J are related! That might be number seven on the Ten Commandments of 90s Kids, if such a thing were to exist. But recently, Jack Harlow made it known far and wide that that information has escaped him. Jack Harlow was like those kids who just learned that Titanic was based on a real ship, except his blown-mind moment had to do with the Norwood siblings. That information recently made its way back to Brandy herself, who was, needless to say, shocked at the news.

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A Video Came Out Of Jack Harlow Being Carried Over Mud By His Two Black Security Guards, And People Have Thoughts

May 10, 2022 / Posted by:

24-year-old Jack Harlow is a rapper and one-half of the crotch-grabbing duo from Lil Nas X’s video for Industry Baby. And he’s been everywhere from the Met Gala to the Kentucky Derby, and it’s his appearance at the latter that caused some people to throw a glaring side-eye. Because video came out of his security guards carrying him over a muddy path like he’s Ginger Rogers in a musical number from the 1950s. And now Jack is facing some backlash.

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