Kim Kardashian Denies There’s A Second Sex Tape Of Her And Ray J On The Laptop Kanye West Retrieved For Her
TMZ says that Kanye West recently acquired an old laptop that belonged to Ray-J and handed it over to Kim Kardashian. Speaking to his new favorite outlet, Hollywood Unlocked, Kanye says that he helped facilitate a pickup and delivery of the computer which made Kim cry tears of joy. Already, I can tell he’s lying since Kim’s tear-ducts are welded shut with filler. But why might she be teary about a laptop? Well because rumor has it that a second sex tape starring Ray-J and Kim was on it. But sources say that is not the case and there was not a second sex tape on that laptop. Now, she just wants to put the Ray J drama behind her for good. Sex tapes are so early-2000s, anyway–Kim’s all about those hickey pap strolls with Pete Davidson now.
TMZ says that recently Kanye’s been hanging out with Ray J’s former manager, Wack 100. Wack’s name really says it all, and he’s the one who has been teasing a sequel to Kim and Ray J’s sex tape since last year. While talking to Hollywood Unlocked, Kanye says that he brought the laptop to Kim while she hosted Saturday Night Live last year, but laments how she was disrespectful to him after he did such a grand gesture of kindness by then kissing “the dude you dating right in front of me.” Of course, he’s referring to his new nemesis, Pete. Here’s Kanye on HU, and he talks about the laptop at the 41:41 mark:
But it seems there’s nothing for Kim to be thankful for in the first place since her rep tells Page Six that the laptop is sex tape-free:
“After review, there was nothing sexual unseen, only footage on the plane on the way to Mexico and footage at a club and restaurant on the same trip. Kim remains firm in her belief that there is no new second tape that exists.”
Sources tell TMZ that Kim won’t forget Kanye’s gesture of getting the laptop and that the two–who share four children–will continue to be “sensitive as co-parents” in discussing the sex tape, “especially when it’s continued to be brought up in a way that’s thoughtless and intended to cause more pain.” Her rep adds:
“After 20 years, she truly wishes to move on from this chapter with focus instead on the positive things she continues to do as a mother, entrepreneur, and advocate for justice reform.”
You can’t ever trust a Kardashian so maybe there was a sex tape on the laptop and Kim deleted it like she deleted her latest Photoshop oopsie:
Kim Kardashian appeared to photoshop her "upper calf" before deleting the picture from Instagram. https://t.co/MaH7FIDoDS
— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) January 26, 2022
But I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before the Ye x Julia Fox sex tape comes out because this is too much attention being diverted away from them. Of course, it will be an artsy sex tape, since they’re all about the art and not the attention. So there will be no nudity, no penetration, and it will just be the two of them wrapped in cocoons–one leather, the other denim–writhing against each other.