Category: Queen Elizabeth
Prince William Might Have Also Helped Push Prince Andrew Out
We continue to learn more about Prince Andrew’s exit from his professional duties at Buckingham Palace after the Royal Family finally clued in and realized that, hey, maybe this guy is bad for the family brand. And while we still don’t know if anyone whispered, “Don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out, your majesty” as palace guards escorted him out of his office. But we do know more about the alleged team that made it all happen. According to sources that recently spoke with People magazine, three generations of first-born royals were involved in Operation Bye Bye Andy.
The FBI Would Like A Word With Prince Andrew
A little over a month after Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his jail cell, the FBI reportedly turned their sights to Prince Andrew, one of Jeffrey’s alleged friends (a fact Andrew has broken quite the sweat trying to disprove). The FBI allegedly opened an investigation into Prince Andrew, and they were not going to dismiss any sexual assault claims just because Andrew is a royal prince. They were reportedly talking to several victims. According to The Sunday Times, the FBI now wants to talk with Prince Andrew.
Prince Andrew’s Buckingham Palace Offices Have Been Closed Down
The antiperspirant industry’s staunchest enemy, Prince Andrew, is still riding the wave of that disastrous BBC interview he did last weekend. And by riding the wave, I mean single-handedly introducing cancel culture to Buckingham Palace. The Times of London (via People) reports that his offices at the palace have been closed.
Prince Andrew Might Have Actually Been Fired By Queen Elizabeth
Prince Andrew continues to guarantee extended job security for the writing room of The Crown, as the situation surrounding his choice to step away from his royal duties has gotten a little more scandalous. It now involves a source claiming Andrew didn’t step away, so much as he was aggressively pushed out by Queen Elizabeth, while Prince Charles propped the door open with his foot.
The Queen Is Reportedly Sad That Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Are Skipping Her Christmas Party
When Archie writes his first letter to Santa this year, his mummy and daddy are going to have to make a very special note that Santa will only be delivering toys to the Cambridge kids during his stop at Sandringham, because Archie isn’t spending Christmas there. Prince Harry, Duchess Meghan, and Archie are avoiding Queen Elizabeth’s annual holiday do at her country house in Sandringham. Anyone with any knowledge of Harry and Meghan’s alleged current status with The Queen most likely figured they bailed on Sandringham because it would be a ho-ho-horrible time for all. That might be so, but it still apparently has made The Queen sad that they won’t be home for Christmas.
Prince Andrew Could Finally Be Punished Under The Rule Of Future King Charles
Us regular people on the outside don’t have to look very hard to find the current most embarrassing member of Britain’s Royal Family. Try as he might, Prince Andrew’s can’t seem to shake his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein. But if you were to ask Queen Elizabeth about him, she might say, “Sorry, can’t find any embarrassment here! Nothing but a perfect special prince, case closed – try Edward, maybe he’s got a skeleton in his closet.” But Andrew’s first class ticket on the Lack of Accountability Express might be over once Prince Charles takes over as King.