The FBI Would Like A Word With Prince Andrew
A little over a month after Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his jail cell, the FBI reportedly turned their sights to Prince Andrew, one of Jeffrey’s alleged friends (a fact Andrew has broken quite the sweat trying to disprove). The FBI allegedly opened an investigation into Prince Andrew, and they were not going to dismiss any sexual assault claims just because Andrew is a royal prince. They were reportedly talking to several victims. According to The Sunday Times, the FBI now wants to talk with Prince Andrew.
Sources say that the FBI, which is a US government agency, are currently trying to figure out how to interview Andrew, who lives in the UK. Apparently that’s a problem, because technically Andrew doesn’t have to talk to another country’s justice department. So basically, the next time Queen Elizabeth takes a horsie ride with Andrew, she doesn’t have to worry about packing his saddlebag with cash, a burner cell, and directions on how to disappear into the woods and live under an assumed name.
Detectives leading the investigation into the Epstein sex-trafficking scandal are understood to be examining ways to interview the prince in Britain through the US justice department, which oversees the FBI. US justice officials would be required to provide the duke’s lawyers with a detailed outline of what they hoped to achieve from the interview. It could be conducted only if he agreed to it.
Back in August, sources claimed that Andrew is just ever so helpful, and would gladly speak to anyone about his relationship to Jeffrey Epstein if it would help an investigation. US justice department sources tell The Times that the FBI is hoping Andrew might, “provide some very unique and helpful insights” that could make a “considerable difference to the investigation.” Now, the last time Andrew spoke about his friendship with Jeffy, he found himself out of a job (save for a couple annual family photo ops, but even those could potentially disappear). Anyone close to Andrew might be suggesting he pass on this latest potential interview, but sources are telling The Times that Andrew is “happy to cooperate.”
It’s not just Andrew who might end up speaking with the FBI. The former head of royal protection, Dai Davies, has urged anyone – especially current officers employed as royal protection – to come forward and speak with the FBI if they have any “material evidence.” Dai Davies is also the person who claimed to have witnessed Ghislaine Maxwell bringing young women to Buckingham Palace for Andrew.
Scotland Yard is said to have been briefed on the FBI’s investigation. So it sounds pretty serious.
As for how things are back at the ranch, so to speak. Well, that’s not good either. Royal historian Robert Lacey tells People magazine that Andrew’s “entire public existence” has been wiped out. Andrew was forced to step away after his BBC interview (possibly by his big brother Prince Charles), then his corporate partnerships began pulling away. His daughters are reportedly “distressed” by their dad. And just when you think it couldn’t get any worse, The Daily Mail is reporting that The Queen has cancelled Andrew’s big 60th birthday party in February. Robert claims that all the recent moves by the Royal Family to “I don’t know her” to Andrew shows how quickly and “ruthlessly” they can cut someone out.
Most recently, Andrew’s official office in Buckingham Palace has shut down. Andrew is so delusional, I bet he sees that office closure as a good thing, because now he can pull a fast one on the FBI.
“Hello, this message is for the FBI. This is Prince Andrew. I’d love to meet you for an interview! Please swing by my office later this week. You can book a time with my receptionist. Hahahahah you got em, Andrew. Oh bother, I believe I have forgotten to hang up the phone. Please disregard that evil laugh you just heard.”
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