Category: Croth And Anus

“Buffy” Star Nicholas Brendon Won’t Comment On Joss Whedon Allegations Until He Gets Surgery For His Paralyzed Anus And Penis

February 18, 2021 / Posted by:

I’ll take “Perfect Headlines” for $2000, Alex…

Since Charisma Carpenter came forward with those Joss Whedon accusations last week, many of her Buffy and Angel co-stars have spoken out against the showrunner’s alleged on-set bullying and “not appropriate behavior.” But not the actors who played Buffy’s besties, Alyson Hannigan (Willow) and Nicholas Brendon (Xander). No word on why Alyson is remaining mum (a witch’s curse?), but there’s an effed explanation for why Nicholas isn’t issuing an official statement. He slipped and fell, paralyzing his penis and anus. I mean, as far as excuses go, it’s certainly original! Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By Kate Beckinsale Trying To Lick Her Crotch Like A Kitty

January 12, 2021 / Posted by:

Celebrities on Instagram during the pandemic. There’s that “desperate” January Jones, Hot Slut of 2020 contender Leslie Jordan, and, of course, Kate Beckinsale. Kate’s content usually concerns her furry friends: two Persian cats named Clive and Willow (whom she married [as in, officiated their wedding, not got hitched to her puss]), and Myf the Pomeranian pooch. In her latest video, Kate wears a cat face mask and sits on the floor of her art gallery bedroom beside Willow, who’s licking her own anus like a proper lady. Inspired, 47-year-old Kate attempts to do the same with her own human parts. And because she’s Kate Beckinsale, she’s doing it all in heels.

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The FCC Got 1,300 Complaints Over Jennifer Lopez And Shakira’s Super Bowl Halftime Show

February 27, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s been over three weeks since Jennifer Lopez and Shakira graced us with their booty shaking/belly dancing/tongue wagging Super Bowl halftime show. I loved it. I loved the kids in cages border references I didn’t get the first time around, I loved Shakira bringing Arabic/Latin music to White America, and I loved JLo showing the Oscars exactly what they snubbed with her Hustlers pole dancing routine.┬áBut not everyone agreed. The FCC said they received over 1,300 complaints about the halftime show, and they posted the complaints (anonymously) on their website. Continue reading

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