“Buffy” Star Nicholas Brendon Won’t Comment On Joss Whedon Allegations Until He Gets Surgery For His Paralyzed Anus And Penis

February 18, 2021 / Posted by:

I’ll take “Perfect Headlines” for $2000, Alex…

Since Charisma Carpenter came forward with those Joss Whedon accusations last week, many of her Buffy and Angel co-stars have spoken out against the showrunner’s alleged on-set bullying and “not appropriate behavior.” But not the actors who played Buffy’s besties, Alyson Hannigan (Willow) and Nicholas Brendon (Xander). No word on why Alyson is remaining mum (a witch’s curse?), but there’s an effed explanation for why Nicholas isn’t issuing an official statement. He slipped and fell, paralyzing his penis and anus. I mean, as far as excuses go, it’s certainly original!

Since Buffy ended Nicholas has publicly struggled with depression and substance abuse. He’s been arrested many many times, for assaulting girlfriends, trashing hotel rooms, vandalism, robbery, and more. He’s been on Dr. Phil twice (walking off his first appearance). And while he showed up for Entertainment Weekly’s 20th anniversary Buffy reunion, he was only shown in the same shots as Joss and co-star Emma Caulfield. So there’s obviously some bad blood there.

The last few years Nicholas’ main source of income seems to be making appearances at conventions and bowling alleys, selling autographs, and doing Facebook Lives for his fans. On a recent 25-minute long video, he rapped, sang, and explained that he doesn’t wanna speak on the Joss Whedon accusations until he’s healed from his recent injury. Nicholas says he slipped the week before and felt a pressure in his coccyx bone. That pressure slowly traveled down his right side, and soon his anus and penis were paralyzed. In Nicholas’ own words, “It’s weird not being able to feel your fucking anus when you’re shitting.” Hmmm, maybe it’s a good thing Joss Whedon’s career is over, cuz I don’t think he’d ever be able to write anything that tops that poetry.┬áNicholas said:

I’m not speaking on Joss… yet. It’s very personal for me, so I’ll speak on that when I’m ready to speak on that. You know, cuz he and I had a relationship, there’s a lot. It’s not just ‘Hey, can you speak on Joss yet?’ It’s part of my life, big part of my life, so… a very emotional part of my life. And I wanna give it the proper respect and time it deserves.┬áNot nauseous and hung up and feeling like I gotta shit. Cuz I feel like I gotta shit at all times with my butt stuff.

If you’re late, I had an injury, so I always feel like I gotta shit. My anus is kinda paralyzed and so is my penis, which is weird. Like, I gotta sit down to piss because I don’t know if I’m pissing or shitting. It’s crazy. Good times, is what I say.

The extremely long Facebook Live is here. Nicholas addresses Joss and his maladies around the 17:45 mark.

A few days ago Nicholas took his maybe-shitting ass to the hospital where doctors prepped him for emergency spinal surgery to fix his nerve damage. He did another Facebook Live from his hospital bed, and once again spoke on Joss. Hmmmm, clearly that slip n’ fall didn’t paralyze those vocal cords:

Were there transgressions? Yeah, there were. And to me as well. I mean, I had my relationship with Joss as well. I love him. I mean, for me, I took the good, I took the bad. That’s on everybody. And like I said, I love and support CC [Charisma Carpenter] very much, and I know that story. And that’s not a kind story.

Then he rambled a bunch more about how Joss is a kind man, but also he isn’t, and he doesn’t owe anyone a statement. Um, for someone who doesn’t wanna give their “official statement”, Nicholas has discussed these allegations way more than any other Buffy cast member.

That video is here. Go to 6:15 for the Joss stuff if you’re not interested in hearing Nicholas sing the Love Boat theme song (twice). He finally got the surgery, and according to a recent Instagram post, doctors say he’s doing well:

The post also thanks fans for their prayers. You’re welcome! I was feverishly rubbing my rosary beads and kissing my mezuzah, just begging God to un-paralyze Nicholas’ penis and anus. Finally, proof that He exists…

Pic: YouTube

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