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It’s been 17 years since the awkward masterpiece The Comeback debuted on HBO, and nearly 8 years since we were gifted with the second season, so we’re due for another serving of America’s sweetheart Valerie Cherish. But Lisa Kudrow doesn’t think there’s going to be a third season and says she hasn’t talked to HBO about it because she’s afraid they’re going to say “No.” Knowing the state of HBO Max right now, their stupid asses would probably say no. But since Warner Bros. Discovery is allegedly thinking of shit-canning The Flash, they should kill two birds with one stone by replacing Ezra Miller with Valerie Cherish. Note to self: I DO want to see that! – The AV Club
According to TMZ’s LAPD sources, booze was not running through Anne Heche’s veins during her double car crash, but cocaine was – Just Jared
The world saw Tommy Lee’s sub sandwich dick in his stolen sex tape, and we then saw a rubber version of his beef roll-up peen in the limited series about his stolen sex tape. But I guess Tommy Lee is on a mission to get everyone’s eyes to land on his long corn dog cock because he posted it to Instagram and Twitter. And while many ask, “Did Tommy Lee put a filter on his peen?“, I’m off to find a combination Subway/Taco Bell/Wienerschnitzel since I just made myself hungry – (NSFW) OMG Blog
On Watch What Happens Live! last night, Kathy Hilton mistook Lizzo for “Precious” as Andy Cohen probably busted his chonies knowing that mess was going to go viral. And well, now we know where Paris Hilton gets it from – Gawker
Nicola Peltz and Brooklyn Beckham have denied the rumors that their families are feuding. Nicola believes the rumors started because she didn’t wear a Victoria Beckham original as her wedding dress. Nicola ended up wearing Valentino Couture because Posh’s team couldn’t make her wedding dress on time. Okay, Nicola. But if there is any truth to the rumors, then I’d back off if I were Posh and Becks before Nicola Nomi Malone’d them down the stairs. Just ask her former nannies about that. Allegedly. – E! News
Willie Aames married his pen pal of 30 years – Celebitchy
In news that’d make every Kartrashian pass out with shock, Tiffany Haddish claims she turned down $10 million for a sponsored Instagram post because it didn’t fit with her brand – Lainey Gossip
J. Smith-Cameron and Kieran Culkin had a little real-life Gerri and Roman moment when she threw a drink at him, and yeah, his trick ass had it coming – Pajiba
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