Night Crumbs
Author, lawyer, and CNN legal analyst, Jeffrey Toobin, got suspended from The New Yorker for pulling his dick out during a Zoom call with colleagues at The New Yorker and WNYC radio. No, Jeffrey didn’t die of embarrassment on the spot. He whipped out an apology to his wife, family, and co-workers, claiming that he thought he was off-camera and is embarrassed. Jeffrey never said why he served up some unwanted peen on Zoom. Maybe he just really had to piss and was whipping it out while running to the toilet? Or maybe he whipped it out because he was about to have bareback fuck times with another side piece he’d later try to pay into having an abortion? That would explain the apology to his wife. I don’t know, but I do know that Toobin’s tube is probably embarrassed too. If bitch knew it was going to be on camera, it would’ve freshened up a bit. Zoom Dick was not Zoom call-ready – Pajiba
Since we’re on the subject of dick, if you’ve ever laid in your bed at night and wondered, “Has Tyler Posey ever sucked a peen or been pegged?” he answered your question on OnlyFans – Queerty
George Clooney and Paul Newman were almost going to be in The Notebook together and sadly not as Young Allie (Clooney) and Young Noah (Newman) – Lainey Gossip
More scenes of Catherine Oxenberg talking on speaking phone are coming our way because The Vow has been renewed for a second season – Celebitchy
Taraji P. Henson and her fiance Kelvin Hayden broke up – Just Jared
The only reboot of Titanic we need – SOW
While I do love some Crisco’d up nipples, this boring ass gay parade needs much more glitter, latex assless chaps, and Kylie Minogue songs. I mean, did someone switch out the molly for Unisom?! – Towleroad
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