Category: Jeffrey Toobin

Jeffrey Toobin Returned To CNN After Getting Fired From The New Yorker For Masturbating On A Work Zoom Call

June 11, 2021 / Posted by:

A lot of people had trouble adjusting to Zoom in the early days of the pandemic. I eventually had to break down and buy a light ring because I was unable to continue looking at myself under truck stop bathroom lighting. And CNN legal analyst Jeffery Toobin learned the semi-hard way that what’s appropriate for a truck stop bathroom isn’t necessarily appropriate in a work environment. Back in October, Jeffrey was on a Zoom call with his co-workers at his employer of 27-years, The New Yorker magazine. When a break was called, Jeffrey did what came naturally. He allegedly pulled out his ‘Lil Toobette and went to town not knowing (he insists) that his video was still on. An investigation ensued and Jeffrey was fired from The New Yorker and he took a leave of absence from CNN. 8 months later and Jeffrey’s back on the air at CNN being sure to keep his hands where we can see them but doing a bit too much rocking in his seat for my taste.

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Jeffrey Toobin Is Out At The “New Yorker” For Whipping Out His Dick During A Zoom Meeting

November 12, 2020 / Posted by:

Last month, lawyer, writer, and CNN legal analyst, Jeffrey Toobin, really whipped out some drama when he pulled his whole dick out on a Zoom call with co-workers at the New Yorker. Jeffrey was suspended from the publication but we didn’t hear much since then. Well, the New Yorker let everyone know: Jeffrey and his dick were no longer a part of their organization after he’d been with them for almost 30 years. Wow, three decades of work up in smoke after 6 inches–I mean–6 seconds.

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