A Judge Has Denied Robin Thicke’s Request For Unsupervised Visitation

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton have been fighting over their 6-year-old son Julian ever since some heavy allegations were made against Robin almost a month ago. Robin ended up losing custody of Julian and the DCFS opened an emotional abuse investigation on Paula. Robin was allowed to see Julian, but he had to have a court appointed monitor present. People has the details of Robin Thicke’s latest showdown in court and it didn’t end well for him. I need to know if that judge responded to Robin Thicke’s request by singing the tune of Blurred Lines and saying “I know you want it, but you’re a baaad daaaad.”

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Paula Patton Says Robin Thicke Brought His Drug Dealer To Their Son’s Birthday Party

Yesterday, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton’s custody fight situation got worse when she accused him of physically abusing her. Paula had already accused Robin of abusing their 6-year-old son Julian. She was granted temporary sole custody of Julian yesterday and a judge approved her domestic abuse restraining order against Robin. She also alleged in court papers that Robin is a code-red cokehead and violent, cheating douche. Well, we now know more about Robin’s alleged drug use and shitty behavior.

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Robin Thicke Temporarily Lost Custody Of His Son

Over the weekend, J. Harvey posted a video of an ugly scene outside of Paula Patton’s home in Calabasas, CA. No, Robin Thicke was not trying to win his estranged wife back by holding a boombox that played a song from his failed album Paula. It was uglier than that. The police were called to Paula’s house because she refused to let Robin take their 6-year-old son Julian for a visit. The cops spoke to Julian, who allegedly said that he was scared to leave with his dad. Robin ended up leaving without his son. Cut to today when Robin and Paula were both in a court room in Los Angeles to tussle for temporary sole custody of their child.

The hearing ended with Robin not getting what he wanted. We also learned that the Department of Children and Family Services has opened an investigation against Paula for emotional abuse. And Paula also accused Robin of Ike Turner-ing her during their marriage. Oh, how I long for the more innocent days when celebrity divorce scandals were about nothing more than tales of wandering dick.

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Robin Thicke Wasn’t Allowed To Take His Son From Paula Patton’s House

Things have escalated quickly in the surprise Robin Thicke and Paula Patton custody battle.

Marvin Gaye fan, Robin, rolled up on his ex-wife’s home yesterday morning, accompanied by the L.A. county sheriff’s deputies. He was also clutching a court order in his ass-prospectin’ hand that said he could have time with his 6-year-old son, Julian. The cops went in, and TMZ reports that Julian told them he didn’t want to go with dad because he was scared of him. The deputies came out and told Robin they weren’t going to take Julian against his will.

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Robin Thicke Has Been Accused Of Child Abuse

Paula Patton filed for divorce from human pantyliner Robin Thicke more than two years ago, but things have recently gotten very messy between the two of them. I didn’t think it was possible for the situation between Paula and Robin to get worse than that awful album he made to try to win her back, but it has.

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So, I Guess Lorde Didn’t Get Kicked Out Of Taylor Swift’s Squad For Hanging Out With Diplo

Last week, it seemed like there was trouble in the squad (Side note: Hello, my name is Michael. I’m a grown up and I just wrote “trouble in the squad.“) when Lorde was seen with Taylor Swift enemy Diplo. Diplo once said that someone should start a Kickstarter to buy Taylor Swift an ass. I figured that Girl Squad Captain Taylor would immediately tell Lorde to shred her Hello Kitty membership card and then ask for the copy of the key to the treasure box where they keep the friendship bracelet supplies. But I don’t think that happened, because here’s Taylor Swift (giving you Dollar Tree Elvira Hancock) and Lorde (giving you constipated and stoned Emily the Strange in an Ice Capades show directed by Tim Burton) at Vanity Fair’s Oscar party last night.

But maybe something is up. Lorde does look like she was sedated and is only posing with Taylor because Taylor threatened to expose secrets that could ruin her career. You know, secrets like she really hates the color black, she loves the color pink, Nicholas Sparks is her favorite author, she really feels whole when she smiles and nothing brightens up her day like sunshine. But then again, Lorde always looks like a goth ghost who took too much Ambien, so everything’s probably fine. However, nothing is fine with the blood explosion messiness that Gwen Stefani wore.

While Blake Shelton looked like the most dressed up dude at a hillbilly wedding, Gwen Stefani looked like she was about to star in Carrie On Ice!

It looks like her belly button is barfing blood. She looks like a slutty blood clot. We get it, Gwen. You’re hot. You still got it, bitch. I’m all for a trick trying to get attention by showing her granny panties in a sheer dress, but Gwen could’ve done it without wearing an ensemble that makes me want to throw tampons, Band-Aids and cotton balls at her.

And here’s more pictures from last night’s VF party including some of Justin Timberlake being annoying and Anne Hathaway wearing Mrs. Roper’s favorite disco freakum muumuu.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com