I guess we can safely assume that Robin Thicke didn’t write a whole ass album to try to win his ex-wife Paula Patton back because he missed her cooking. In a recent video she shared on Instagram, Paula bungled fried chicken so badly she’s had to turn the comments off. Not sure if she did that on her own accord, or if the CDC, the FDA and OSHA got together to form a coalition forbidding her from disseminating any further information about how to make a home incendiary device that will also give you salmonella.
Repugnant papa Robin Thicke is about to be a parent again. Robin’s been out of the headlines for a minute after grossing us all out for months during his divorce and extra messy custody battle with Paula Patton. During those early, heady days of 2017, Robin and Paula had all their business up in our grills. Allegations of child abuse, spousal abuse, drug abuse and abuses against common decency were all flung in Robin’s direction, yet his girlfriend April Love Geary still thought it would be a good idea to seal the deal with Robin by putting a Thicke fetus up in her.
If anyone out there has a time machine I can borrow, please let me know. I would really love to go back 48 hours to when I honestly believed the custody drama between Robin Thicke and Paula Patton was over. But of course it continues.
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton have been fighting each other hard over the custody of their 6-year-old son Julian since January, but thankfully, it looks like their custody battle may be turning civil. I just checked my calendar to see if it was April 1st.
Robin and Paula were scheduled to face off in court yesterday, but that didn’t happen. Sources tell TMZ that Robin and Paula are very close to coming to an agreement on the custody situation for little Julian, and they’ve both decided to try something new, like acting like adults and trying to settle things. That’s a real departure from their original plan of action, which was dragging each other by the necks into a messy fight whenever even the smallest opportunity presented itself.
Robin has been accused of some pretty nasty stuff since this whole thing first started, like child abuse, wife abuse, a too-close relationship with his drug dealer, and wooing their social worker with sushi. Paula has been accused by Robin of going MIA for 10 days and conspiring against him with their visitation supervisor.
I hope for Julian’s sake that Robin and Paula actually play nice and close the lid on their custody hell as soon as possible. I also hope that one of their lawyers remembers to get their truce in writing. I know these two messes feed off the drama, and it’s only a matter of time before one of them says “screw it” and we’re back at square-awful again. While they’re at it, can one of those lawyers get Robin to sign a thing promising that once they settle this custody situation, he agrees not to release an embarrassing album about getting Julian back? Paula was cringey enough for one lifetime.
Because it’s a day that ends in “day“, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton are still bringing drama to their custody battle. TMZ says that Paula recently filed papers accusing Robin of skullduggery. Thankfully, the latest accusation from Paula has nothing to do with child abuse or visitation sadness. This time it’s all about Robin allegedly trying to work his sleazy game on their DCFS case worker.
The ugly keeps getting uglier in regards to Robin Thicke and Paula Patton’s child tug-of-war. On Thursday, Paula was supposed to hand off their 6-year-old son, Julian, to a court-appointed monitor at a park in Malibu. The court appointee was then supposed to take the kid to visit with Robin, who was recently denied unsupervised visitation with his son. Much like Robin’s Paula album, things went awry.