Robin Thicke Is Smooth

August 30, 2013 / Posted by:

This picture of Robin Thicke sticking his hand in the cookie jar (Side note: Beware of mirrors, they’ll always call you out the hell out. Case in point.) made the rounds on Tumblr and Twitter a day or two after the VMAs before ending up on MediaTakeOut. Not much was known about this mess and some said it was an old picture. But Radar and The Daily Mail put their magnifying glasses up to Robin’s sticky fingers and got to the bottom of EVERYTHING.

The Daily Mail says that the Tara Reid and Paris Hilton circa 2002 hybrid is student/socialite type Lana Scolaro. Lana Instagrammed a few pictures she took with Robin including this one of her looking like a demure raccoon getting the shocker from Dr. Seaver’s son. Radar says that the picture isn’t old. It was taken at a VMAs after-party that Robin hosted at 1OAK in NYC. Robin’s wife of 8 years Paula Patton was at the club that night.

Paula recently said that she once hid in the bushes to try to catch Robin passing his dick to another trick, so you’d think she’d be pissed about this picture, but I doubt it. They seem wide open to me. A look of shock would not cover my face if you told me that she lets him be a slut. I bet she makes a “Huh? What’s going on here?” face when she DOESN’T smell another chick’s ass on his fingers.

And when Robin’s mother Gloria Loring was asked about this picture, she said, “I don’t understand what that girl is trying to do. I was not expecting her to be putting her butt on my son’s hand The problem is now I can never unsee it.

Here’s Robin wearing the same outfit while posing next to a messy Paula Patton at the VMAs.


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